Friday - October 29, 2004

Angry Eyes

VariFrank is pissed .. big time .. and you should be too. Take a look at what the media and the Dummycraps are sweeping under the carpet in their mad lust for power. Go ahead. Do it NOW!

(-- thanks to Steel T.)

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/29/2004 at 12:05 PM   
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Example Of A Rhetorical Question

Can someone tell me why a fashion designer would want to mess up a model’s hairdo like this pictured below? I mean sticking straight up in the air on either side like some weird scarecrow hairdo? Why would anyone do that to their hair?

........ and the first one who says “what hair?” wins the male chauvinist pig award for the day. That is all, carry on.

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/29/2004 at 09:00 AM   
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WE HAVE PROOF!!!

I have been criticized for my non-tolerant attitude towards sheetheads and accused of being racist and bigoted when I call them a bunch of homosexuals, camel fuckers and sheep violators.

Well, when I saw this headline I KNEW I was right on at least the first account.

Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein were “SECRET LOVERS!!!”

How else can you explain why Osama bin Laden attempted to buy the world’s largest pearl, the Pearl of Allah, to present as a gift to Saddam Hussein?  According to the story Hussein was prepared to accept.

HOT DAMN! They were gonna get married!  Sure sounds like an engagement ring to me!

Seeing as how the deal never was consummated reports are that bin Laden is now violating little boys and camels run away in fear when they smell him approaching.

Saddam was last seen pining away in a US military prison making doilies to put on the backs of sheep before he mounts them.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/29/2004 at 06:28 AM   
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The Disadvantages Of Not Having A TV

For that matter, I could have also said, “The disadvantages of not having cable modem” because to have witnessed how Charles Gibson got all flummoxed on air would have been priceless.

If you’ve not heard, Gibson was interviewing Curt Schilling of the Boston Red Sox and as the interview was ending, Schilling says,

“And make sure you tell everybody to vote and vote Bush next week.”

Based on the audio I heard Gibson was struck dumb for several seconds with his crew chortling in the background.

How’s that for a nice little, “FUCK YOU, GOOD MORNING AMERICA!!!”

BWAH HA HA HA

Both President Bush and Curt Schilling are planning a visit to New Hampshire now.

OK, I like Boston now (not as much as the Yankees but they are now my number 1.27439 team.) Hell, thaty’s better than number 2 ain’t it?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/29/2004 at 06:16 AM   
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Am I Prescient or What?

Recall this post I made a couple of days ago related to where I thought our election process was headed.

In it I mentioned we were headed towards national IDs.  Well, it looks like that process is started. On October 1 the House passed a bill to standardize the way states issue drivers’ licenses and then have all 50 stats’ drivers info tied into a national database.

I warned you!

Am I prescient, or what?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/29/2004 at 06:09 AM   
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Bringing Home The Bacon

So, what criteria do you use to elect your national senators and congresscritters?

Most of us vote for someone who will do things in Congress to benefit us.  But others of us vote for someone to not only do that but balance their decisions on “what’s good for the nation.”

More in a minute.

But first, a word from your author:  In moments of boredom and reverie I toy with the idea of running for office locally and then maybe even nationally (this usually takes place after I imbibe adult libations!) Anyway, I come to the conclusion that I would either be dissuaded to run by the burning crosses I’d find in my yard and if I overcome that then I would probably be shot during the campaign or if I avoid that, never be re-elected.

Let’s avoid discussing the first two and focus on the last hypothetical.  Why would I never be re-elected?  Because whenever it came time to make a decision on voting for a bill I would break ranks with either the President, my party, or my constituents.

And why would I do that?  Because my decisions would be based on what is good “for the nation.”

I found similar parallels during my Air Force career when it came time to moving people around or encouraging them to move on to other jobs.  Sure, they could have stayed or I could have fought tooth and nail to keep them but I knew they’d serve the Air Force better (and the country in the process) by going someplace else that needed their talents more than I did or I saw their potential and wanted to give them a boost.

Basically that is the point behind this article where Walter Williams writes about a model created by a Professor Kennedy that measures the efficiency of a lawmaker’s vote and relates it to economic efficiency.  He calls it the Econ-E Score and it functions

“by investigating votes in the 106th and 107th Congresses on issues where economic efficiency was at stake. He (Dr. Kennedy) analyzed votes on economic legislation that would yield nationwide benefits greater than costs and those that would have nationwide costs greater than benefits. The former were designated as efficiency enhancing and the latter efficiency diminishing.”

This TRULY is fascinating.  And guess who’s more efficient---Republicans or Democrats?

You can view it here.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/29/2004 at 06:01 AM   
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Jason Blair’s Replacement

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/29/2004 at 05:13 AM   
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   Thursday - October 28, 2004

I Provide The Image and…………………..

Go ahead!  Have at it!  Give us your best shot at a caption!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/28/2004 at 04:29 PM   
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And the point……?

I see this headline and think, “So what?  Am I supposed to care?”

What I see is 100,000 fewer terrorists.

Of course, the media does not care if it’s accurate or not.  Just find some scientist who purports it to be true and publish it.  Even when,

“ The scientists who wrote the report concede that the data they based their projections on were of “limited precision”

FUCKHEADS!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/28/2004 at 04:04 PM   
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Splendid News

It could not have happened to a better bunch of shitheads!

The Chicago Tribune and the L.A. Times announced they are suffering large drops in circulation.

I still say we need a concerted effort to effect the same result on papers like the NY Times, the Washington Post and others of the same ilk.  The power of the wallet is amazing and conservatives?Republicans need to take the battle to these shitbirds at the newsstand. Maybe then they will get the hint.

Here’s an interesting quote on why the President of Tribune Corporation is retiring:

“I have for quite a few years wanted to retire early and make my second job my first job,” said Fuller, who has written several books while at Tribune.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/28/2004 at 03:58 PM   
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Boston Botox Boy Borrows BoSox Bonnet

It didn’t take Botox Boy no time at all to grab a BoSox cap and try to trade in on the Red Sox victory. Of course you know if the Cardinals had won he would have conveniently found a Cards cap somewhere and suddenly become a St. Louis fan. This fool couldn’t even throw out an opening pitch without grounding it in front of the plate. I hereby place the “Curse Of The Botox” on the Red Sox .... it will be 86 more years before they will win another World Series unless Kerry is defeated. Did all you voters in Boston hear me? It’s your decision next Tuesday .... do you want a wuss in the White House or another World Series in Boston? Choose wisely, my little liberal friends ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/28/2004 at 02:34 PM   
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Early Returns

Early voting has begun and initial returns are coming in. Rex (pictured below) cast his absentee ballot early today. It appears the canine minority is going solidly for Bush in this election. When questioned in exit polling, Rex had this to say, “Woof! (Kerry is a pussy!) Woof, Woof! (Bush Rocks!)”. So, there you have it, America ....

(-- Thanks to Dave H.)

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/28/2004 at 12:56 PM   
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VOAT!

Yes, it is true. Conservatives are all a stupid bunch of neanderthals, unlike the sophisticated, intellectual people in the Liberal camp (see below) ....

Memo to all Liberals: Remember this when you go to voat next Wednesday. Make your voat count. Your superior intellect is much better at deciding who should be President than some neo-nazi conservative. Voat for John Kerry on Wednesday, November 3 and make sure your voice is heard.

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/28/2004 at 10:17 AM   
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Armageddon

How do you know the apocalypse is fast approaching? The signs, watch for the signs ....

1- The moon shall turn blood-red and shall be swallowed up by Fenris, the giant wolf of Norse myth.

2- The Anti-Christ shall appear and he shall have a number and that number is six-hundred three-score and six (666).

3- The Hunt For Red October will end when Boston wins the World Series.

4- In the shadow of Chernobyl they shall find their corn instantly transformed into M&M’s.

5- Finally, an emissary from Satan shall appear to assume power over men and he will have the powers to say nothing while speaking loudly, to blind the ignorant among mankind with guile, to gain much wealth from enticing rich widows under his spell, to exaggerate his courage and herosim to a gullible cult willing to believe anything he says and the most evil power of all .... the power to change his political orientation, promises, plans and even hairdo depending on who he is talking to and what minute of the day it is. And his name shall be: Beelzebub (which is an ancient Sumerian word meaning “Kerry").

Now go forth and spread the warnings ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/28/2004 at 09:30 AM   
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