Zarqawi Update

 

1. I’m glad he suffered, hopefully a GI with enough presence leaned over and whispered into his ear...Allah Akbar bitch!

   Posted by Gizmo       06/09/2006  at  01:11 PM  



2. I almost wonder if this isn’t just a cover story to protect the informant and his family from retaliation from Al Qaeda.  When the first story came out, the word was that the informant was a man that found safehouses for Al Qaeda cells and he flipped for 10K.  It seems to me that unless the guy wants to move himself and his family out of the middle east, and even then hire full time security no matter where he lives, this story makes him look a lot better to Al Qaeda then the first one.  You just never know with these sensitive security stories what the real truth is.

   Posted by JGUNS       06/09/2006  at  01:34 PM  



3. Funny you should mention Monty Python jokes. Over at LGF, one commenter wrote:

   “‘E’s pining for the dunes!

   ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This ass’ole is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t blowed ‘im to bits ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the falafel! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile! THIS IS AN EX-ASS’OLE!
   
   /python mode off

   We followed up with one on Mazurland Blog:

   The last words Zarkman heard, from TV announcer:

   “Hello. It’s just gone 8 o’clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

   Zarkman’s last thoughts:

   “How did he know that was going to happen?!”

   F16 pilot to mission commander:

   It was and inspired guess.”

   Posted by marty       06/09/2006  at  01:53 PM  



4. I sincerely hope that the “spilled beans” was in fact Pork and Beans…

   May zarkqwad roast in hell for an Eternity. May he fry like a Frito. May wild pigs feast on his entrails, while fire ants feast upon his eyes. May snakes emerge from every body orifice. May scorpions sting every square millimeter of his flesh.
   Feces Be Upon Him. (FBUH)

   Consider a little tiny sparrow, which, once a year, flies to the peak of Mount Everest and sharpens its little beak. The amount of time that this little sparrow will take to wear Mt.Everest down to the size of a bowling ball is but a second in Eternity.

   

   Posted by Rat Patrol       06/09/2006  at  02:02 PM  



5. Which MRE has the pork patties in it? Wonder if some GI offered Z a nibble? 

   Some inside baseball I learned last spring from my pal in the IDF. They often hunt down those high value tango targets and pop them up close and personal, take photos, fingerprints, collect all the intell and then di di mow. Moments later, KABOOM!

   Next day’s headlines read, “Terrorist Killed In Airstrike.”

   Hmmmmmm.......

   Posted by Rickvid       06/09/2006  at  02:43 PM  



6. Why arnt al Q telling us whos next in line? maybe bin will come on down and take control,
   ther cant be that many stupid fucks left to blow them selfs up? maybe they will change tatctics, and be normal, “nice weather today” “did you hear that noise last night” the wizzard of OZ comes to mind, its a long road but we will make it.  

   Posted by bulldog       06/09/2006  at  03:21 PM  



7. I’d say he suffered a bit more than “only a flesh wound”

   

   Posted by stinkfoot       06/10/2006  at  12:11 AM  



8. ’Tis a shame I wasn’t the medic on this run…
   (Calling base) He’s in bad shape..
   (Base) Well, let’s see if he isn’t dead…
   (BANG, BANG) - OK, He’s dead.  Now What?

   Posted by T       06/12/2006  at  09:43 AM  

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