Your Daily Gross Metaphor

 

1. Stoaty’s turn-of-phrase talent is matchless! She’ll be talking away and then, intentionally, *pivot* suddenly into “gotcha-space”. Nails my funny-bone every time.

   BTW: how does it feel to be a Stoat Weasel triple-dicker, Drew? I congratulate you!

   Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS       02/07/2015  at  07:59 PM  



2. And that is less Grody than Christophers Cucumber incident How???
   

   Posted by Rich K       02/07/2015  at  08:20 PM  



3. Metaphor vs photograph ... Because my mother can read the post without a problem, since I doubt she knows who KK is, why she’d be a picker, nor what a thong is. Whereas cucumber pictures could not be more blatant. Or unhygienic.

   3D ... OMG, did I dick up again? I haven’t been online since morning, nor have I had the TV news on.

   Posted by Drew458       02/08/2015  at  12:59 AM  



4. I went to Stoaty’s and yes, you were the double dick winner of some damn thing.

   Posted by Rich K       02/08/2015  at  04:59 AM  



5. Saw this at the Rott & had to share:

   Ya gotta love Lt. Col. Ralph Peters. That man can verbally put a boot up someone’s ass and stomp their nads from the inside. He’s not afraid to give the middle finger to Mooslim apologist either.

   Lt. Col. Ralph Peters joined Lt. Col. Allen West on Fox News’ Hannity to discuss how ISIS – also known as Daesh – is not desperate after the burning of the Jordanian pilot, as the Defense Department claims, but instead loves to torture and is empowered by it.

   “They’re having the time of their lives. This kind of violence is captivating, exhilarating and thrilling to these guys. It’s never going to get better for them than this,” Peters said. “They have power now. They can exert their will over others.”

   But the best line…..

   This was better than the best sex they’ve ever had, and it’s easier on the goats!
      

   Posted by Rich K       02/08/2015  at  05:00 PM  



6. Yeah, Drew - she’s figuring you’ll win the next one, and she forgot to Dick you for your last win. That’ll make three, total.

   You are getting all sorts of accolades. Lines to the effect that “We were tugging for you,” and you’ll win a third “if you can pull it off”. But it hasn’t made the BBC nightly news yet. Pity....

   Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS       02/08/2015  at  06:27 PM  



7. At a certain age, every guy needs all the help he could get. I never thought about a public forum though.

   Posted by Drew458       02/09/2015  at  02:33 AM  



8. I couldn’t resist teasing you a bit, Drew.

   For those who don’t know, you’ll just have to frequent Stoaty’s blog. It’s always an outstanding read, and sooner or later there will be Friday Deadpool....and all will be come clear.

   Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS       02/09/2015  at  08:37 PM  

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