Your Cheating Heart

 

1. Dibs on Marcy.
   (One of my many nicknames in HS was “Marcy"-yes THAT Marcy.)

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       10/08/2005  at  11:16 AM  



2. I have loved comics since before I could read; I still do.  Why have the Sunday Comix become the domain of Boring Old Farts’ Seeking Nostalgia?  My suggestions for updates:

   YOU’RE A BORING TURKEY CHARLEY BROWN
   MARMADUKE GETS HIT BY AN SUV & IS PUT DOWN
   THE FAMILY CIRCUS CHILD-PORN WEBSITE
   BLONDIE AND DAGWOOD JOIN A SWINGERS’ CLUB
   GARFIELD DIES DURING CASTRATION SURGERY
   BEETLE BAILEY BECOMES A DOUBLE-AMPUTEE FROM AN IRAQI LANDMINE
   CATHY BECOMES A CRACK WHORE

            

   Posted by Oink       10/08/2005  at  08:19 PM  



3. Any adult male who likes Beanie Babies should consider a career as a suicide-bomb tester.
                  
   OCM: have you learned to read—between the lines?

   Posted by Oink       10/09/2005  at  09:14 AM  



4. OCM: You might be surprised to learn that I have several stuffed animal toys. They are all of the same critter .... Eeyore, of Winnie The Pooh fame. Eeyore is my patron saint since he is always getting involved in Pooh and Tigger’s schemes and can never get the other animals to stop acting foolishly. He is pragmatic and usually wiser than all the others combined.

   For the record, OCM is Tigger, Oink is piglet, Twerp is Pooh. I haven’t figured out where Dottie, Tanny, Frank and Stinkerr fit in there yet but I’m working on it.

   As Eeyore would say .... “Oh, bother! I don’t know where this is going but I just know it’s going to hurt!”

   

   Posted by The Skipper       10/09/2005  at  11:28 AM  

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