DUDE! I know that ultimate geek! It’s a weird-ass Microsoft SQL Server DBA I worked with once named Mark something-or-other (I forget his last name). TOTAL FLAKE! He showed us a picture of that outfit one day. The rest of the DBA’s really wanted to avoid this freak. COMPLETE SLEAZY SNAKE!
ARGH! ARGH! I really did not need to see this picture. I am going to wash my eyes out with boric acid right now. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Don’t do it Skipper. Boric acid is not the way. Just click on the bikini link… nice, soothing woman in a bikini… at least mostly in a bikini… seems like part fell off.
#1. ARRGH MY EYES! THE BURNING!
#2. AAAHHH. Much better.
#3 looks like he’s wearing women’s jeans, of the hip-hugging boot-cut variety. Queer.
#4. That’s one way to chug a beer, I guess. I’m sure her boyfriend loves it…
#5. SCHWEET!