WTF

 

1. There is a little up side to Guv only Studi loans. Just try Not Paying those back and who comes knocking?
   Ring Ring: Hello?
   This is the IRS. We have a report here stating your late and in default on a loan from us.
   But I had a hard time finding work and my dog died.
   IRS: Thats a shame but we will be sending a fellow around for our pound of flesh in 3 days. Please have it ready or be packed for a nice trip upstate.
   Did I wing a vacation?
   IRS: In a way you might think that but after a few weeks it may not seem like much fun.
   So a check is OK with you guys then?
   IRS: Sure,we can even give you a ride to watch us cash it at your bank.
   Great,Let me get right on that,Thanks,You guys are really nice folks.
   IRS: Well, we are the new guys just hired to make sure all them silly tea party folks get that Health insurance check to us and so we are puting on our smily faces this week.
   Really?, So, Are you guys still hiring?
   IRS: Sorry boy, wriong color,wrong sex and wrong race.Try the union hall.

   Posted by Rich K       03/25/2010  at  10:30 PM  

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