World’s Worst First Date

 

1. I never thought I’d read about anything worse than a blind date I had ages ago, with a porn star named Myles Longue.  And to think, it was a friend who set me up!

   Posted by lisar915       05/04/2005  at  02:20 PM  



2. Lisa, tell us more about this date with Myles Longue.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       05/04/2005  at  02:42 PM  



3. Did you use a camera Lisa?

   NewsFlash FOX News

   Run away bride will make statement tomorrow    

   Posted by Z Woof       05/04/2005  at  03:13 PM  



4. If this Jakarta affair happened in this country, somebody would be bound to sue the automaker for building the fender too close to the young lady’s posterior....

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/04/2005  at  03:21 PM  



5. Correction, the friend Wayne was in Jakarta, not the affair itself.  That’s what speed-reading can do for you sometimes.

   Now we can indeed wait for the lawsuit....

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/04/2005  at  03:23 PM  



6. My blind date with Myles Longue is material for an entirely new blog post.  And I’ll be happy to fill you guys in, if you’re interested, as long as Allan is ok with me doing one guest-blogger post here. 

   Otherwise, in response to Z Woof, I did not have a camera.

   Posted by lisar915       05/04/2005  at  04:18 PM  



7. Snopes thinks it’s an urban legend:
   http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/frozen.asp

   But, it’s still funny nonetheless.

   Posted by Don       05/04/2005  at  04:22 PM  



8. Lisa, we can post it in a brown paper bag. By all means write it up and send it to us. Enquiring minds want to know.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       05/04/2005  at  04:42 PM  



9. Lisa,

   Are you sure his name was Myles Longue and not Myles Tongue?

   Posted by Phoenix       05/04/2005  at  06:13 PM  



10. I went to a private girls’ college in SC.  Blind dates were common.  One night a guy showed up to pick up his date - a girl we were surprised managed to even get a date, much less a blind one.  The campus buildings were brick with huge columns and balconies and we hung out on the balcony to watch the couple leave.  It was a busy night and there were lots of cars everywhere.  The guy walked the girl over to a car, opened the door for her and settled her in.  Then he walked over to another car, his own, and drove away.  !!

    Posted by Phoenix       05/04/2005  at  06:39 PM  



11. Lisa, I did a Google search on “Myles Longue.” Is that the guy?

    Posted by Yellow Dog       05/04/2005  at  07:15 PM  



12. Wow Stanley - you need a warning with that suggestion. 

    Posted by Z Woof       05/04/2005  at  07:41 PM  



13. Stan, I also did a google search on Myles Longue.  But unfortunately, it doesn’t look like the guy I was set up with.  Anway, I emailed Alan the story of what happpened with this man.

    Posted by lisar915       05/04/2005  at  07:42 PM  



14. Lisa, sorry you didn’t get the real “Myles Longue.” Unfortunate, as your said. I am looking forward to the real story.

    Posted by Yellow Dog       05/04/2005  at  07:59 PM  



15. Z Woof, sorry about not providing a warning on that last comment. My retinas were burned, and I was somewhat disoriented. It should have been inside a paper bag, which was inside a cement bunker, which was inside a lead casket.

    Here is a warning for future readers.

    DO NOT PERFORM A GOOGLE SEARCH ON “MYLES LONGUE” WITHOUT A WELDER’S VISOR. LOSS OF EYESIGHT MAY RESULT.

    DANGER!!! DANGER!!! WILL ROBINSON!!!

    Posted by Yellow Dog       05/04/2005  at  08:20 PM  



16. It’s too late for me

    Hoprfully others will be saved with your warning Stan.

    Posted by Z Woof       05/04/2005  at  08:22 PM  



17. This is the only time I’ve ever heard of where it was truly better to be pissed on than to be pissed off!!

    Posted by babylonandon       05/05/2005  at  08:30 AM  



18. be even worse if you decided you were feeling lucky LOL.. quite unlucky.. unless you were a female maybe..

    Posted by Infinity       05/05/2005  at  12:14 PM  

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