Word Of The Day
You shoulda warned me/us about that second one. Now I feel ill.
Blech*makes disgusting face*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/06/2005 at 08:55 AM
When I’m selling I say “Hey, this is your basic bandwagon,” or “Everyone gets this one,” and then point to the obvious “Choice B” and then say, “Everyone and their dog.” And I like to say, “98.6% get this one, Obvious Choice B, the smart choice, and the rest are Democrats that that I didn’t stand up and walk away from, those pathetic losers.
I was trained by an Oklahoma Sales Manager who explained to me how to add life insurance on to a health insurance sale. LB said, “Because your from Iowa I will speak Iowaonian to you, just say, Then you get this good Life Insurance money so you can put your husband away right if he croaks instead of leanin’ him against the barn and let the hogs naw on him, does that make any sense to you Mary?”
Sometimes I adapt, like in Terra Hoot, I switch HOG to oinkers because that’s what Hoooshers call pigs.
Other Life guys try and figure out all the numbers and taxes and all the complicated crap but I know it’s better not to say much when people are buyin Life Insurance.
I’m surrounded by Greeks in Tarpon Springs and I’ve learned not to pay much attention to Greeks. I don’t drink Ozo for example even though they did sell me a bottle of that crap. But this isopaxis seems ok but I would of spelled it differently, like isoprazix because that sounds better.
Posted by Z Woof
02/06/2005 at 09:11 AM
Z Woof, I’m glad you cleared that up for me. Now I understand.