Remember the hubub this summer when we were told the Arctic ice cap had just about melted away? It would surely be gone by 2040? Seems reality strikes again.
Now all those poor polar bears, all tired out from swimming around helplessly for months, are going get frozen in the ice and DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
This has to be a subtle Rovian plot, therefore I BLAME BUSH!!
this will NOT BE SEEN!!!!!!.............THE DECIDER’S HAVE DECIDED!
But, but, but, algore says it’s true!?!?!? Buy MORE carbon offsets and we’ll be fine!