Wow! Now it gets explained. I always wondered how that happened.
If I’m reading this formula correctly, it says that the poorer your vision (due to smoke distance, darkness, or poor eyesight) and the drunker you are, the better she looks.
Stunning.
I like the faact thhaaat thhe loonger I loook aat tthe Skkippeer--- the bettter he looooks!
After all these years… I can now just sit at home and calculate just how drunk I need to get to REALLY screw things up. I wonder if they will come up with any good associated axioms ... like how many beers and how dark and smoky it has to be before .... nah, never mind ...
Im more interested in the amount of time you have before the gogles wear off.