She can say that. No doubt she has advanced degrees in meteorology, statistics, demographics, history and forensic manuring.
A behind the barn session will get you arrested. How about a one-way ticket to some equatorial paradise like Niger or Sierra Leone? Better she go there to ‘help’ them than waste oxygen here.
I’m guessing the reason why her backsid hasn’t gotten whiped yet for being stupid is because it would take a whole week to hit an ass that big.