White Christmas, Part II

 

1. Mile-And-A-Half High City

   Have you no compassion, man?  Cruelty is thy middle name! Of course we could start referring to it as “Denver Pile”, also.  Get it? Denver P-i-l-e? Ha! (Good god, I’m spending way too much time at BMEWS. Corrupted beyond repair.)

   Posted by Happy_Retiree       12/28/2006  at  08:15 PM  



2. HR, this is revenge for those remarks you made about me joining a monastery and helping to build the damned thing with my poor, tired, bleeding hands. Let that be a lesson, young man! In nomine patre et filius et spiritus sancte.

   P.S. You was corrupted long before you got here. Don’t blame that on me. Now go forth and sin no more.

      

   Posted by The Skipper       12/28/2006  at  09:21 PM  



3. As a resident of the former frozen gateway to Hell known as Wisconsin, I whole heartedly agree.

   If Global Warming is real then...yeehaaaaaa....bring on the palm trees.

   Please Lord, make Milwaukee into New Miami!!!!

   Posted by babylonandon       12/28/2006  at  11:52 PM  



4. Skipper - I don’t know about the Happy_Retiree, but I’m the guy that made the offer for you to join the Franciscan Brothers of the Poor. The offer is still open by the way! You know how it is Skipper, your feeling monkish, having some desires for celibacy and a spirtual up lifting path that gets you closer to God while helping the poor, and heck, I’ve found the way for you to do that. All I’m suggesting is that while your getting your monk training I’ll keep you busy laboring for me while I put up the building you’ll be living and working in. How about it Skipper? It’s a heck of a deal there brother! Learning monkish ways while getting experience in several construction trades. Hell Skipper, I won’t even charge you! IT’S FREE!!! YEEEEAAAAHHHAAAAWWWW!!!

   I’ll pick you up bright and early at Denver International Airport on Tuesday. Get a damn early flight as we need to be on the job site early. There is lots and lots of snow removal to be done.

   Posted by LC Geno       12/29/2006  at  08:34 AM  



5. Sorry about that Happy Retiree! Yes, it was LC Geno who wants to get me frocked. It must have been the Alzheimer’s kicking up again.

   As for LC Geno’s offer .... GET REAL, DUDE! I ain’t gettin’ up early to go shovel yer damn snow. Here’s the deal: Shovel the shit away, finish building the church for the good brothers, furnish my monk’s cell with all the necessities (champagne, caviar, Swedish masseuse, TV, etc.) and I’ll be on my way to work on my monkish habits.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       12/29/2006  at  02:28 PM  

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