Which? Who?? (Part 5)
(Hand in air):Ooo, ooo, ooo!—I know! I know! It’s number three!! I’m right-- huh? huh? ( I KNOW I’m right! ). What a nice way to start the day.
1 is Kirsten Dunst 2 is some model who’s name I don’t know 3 is unknown to me
Posted by Oink
03/06/2005 at 09:27 AM
Is contestant #1 the young girl vampire from “Interview with the Vampire?”
Somebody please explain something. The babes in most of these types of photos are trying to look sultry, right? To me they look like they’ve overdosed on Reds and are having an asthma attack.
Posted by Oink
03/06/2005 at 11:17 AM
So far only one right guess: #1 is Kirsten Dunst
#2 is NOT a model
Come on, guys, try harder!
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Contestant #2: Jennifer Garner(?)
Posted by Patrick Chester
03/06/2005 at 02:01 PM
OK, we now have #1 and #2 pegged.
Who’s going for #3?
#3 is Xenia Seeberg, who played the character “Zev” on the Germano-Canadian produced show, “Lexx.” I used to watch it every Friday night on the Sci-Fi channel. Now the list is complete.
That’s it! The list IS complete.
Me? I’ll take Zev. mmmmmmmm............
Skanks.
next.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/06/2005 at 06:33 PM
- Cups breasts...sighs ....step aside ladies your crowding my aura
Barb,
#1 = Class
#2 = Semi-Skank
#3 = SkankVilmar ? You would actually chose #3? Geez
And would you play Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” in the background while you were banging her?
Posted by Oink
03/06/2005 at 07:41 PM
P.S. Vilmar: And afterwards she could explain to you that she “voted for Kerry ‘cause he’s cute ... & he like, y’know, cares about the poor and peace and stuff..”
For an example of a photo of a real woman go to http://www.annoyinglittletwerp.blogspot.com/
THE FOLLOWING IS SORTA A NEGATIVE CONDITIONAL
If she wasn’t married (SHE IS!) and I wasn’t married (I AM - 36 years!) and if I was 25 years younger (I’M NOT!) and no disrespect intended (SERIOUSLY!), I sure wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. No way… Plus, I already feel like we’re friends.
Unlike that bimbo with her hands over her boobs!
Posted by Oink
03/06/2005 at 08:25 PM
To post 18: either that or Led Zep’s “Stairway to Heaven.”
RE: Annoying Little Twerp’s assessment(15)-- jealousy rears its ugly head again!!
H.R.
Jealousy Shemlousy.
I’m certainly no glamour girl but I REGULARLY
get guessed at 5-10! years younger than my going on 35 years of age-not to mention that I’m in better shape than many of my aquaintences that are in their mid-20’s.In other words-I look just like someone who goes by “annoying little twerp” SHOULD look like-cute but tough as nails.
I just believe that true beauty manifests itself in a woman in other ways than titilation photos.
If someone is REALLY beautiful it’ll show even they dress more modest and-dare I say-LADYLIKE!-and guys will respect them more for it.
High hemlines and low necklines show that they’re cheap and easy-which does not a “beauty” make.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/07/2005 at 06:11 AM
ALT, believe what you wish, but I’ll make you a deal: You don’t pretend to think you know what guys like, and I won’t prtend to think I know what women like. I like short skirts in the summer, and I don’t think it’s skanky.
*pretend
Oh-and Oink-
You are truely a class act and a gentleman.
I told the hubby that I’m actually blushing at your kind words.
Thanks.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/07/2005 at 06:21 AM
Dear ALT:
I assure you I wasn’t being “personal” in post 21, just an attempt at levity. You’re response is DEAD-ON and I fully agree! Keep in mind, we’re guys—and the babe pics go right to the heart of how we’re “wired” by nature------ meaning--- I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.Barb & OLDCAT—right! and True! And I meant it!! Plus I have been true to my only wife for 36 years. Can you IMAGINE having to talk to some of these bimbos “apres -sex”? I’m still chuckling at my own joke—imagining Vilmar or Allan listening to her say
“I voted for Kerry ‘cause he’s cute ... & he like, y’know, cares about the poor and peace and stuff..”
Posted by Oink
03/07/2005 at 10:52 AM
Who said anything about “talking?”
Damn it! Now the only vision I have in my head is that of Andrew Dice Clay summarizing his sex life: “UUUNNHH! (faces woman and says) Now get the fuck out!!”
Shit, that’s gonna go through my mental TV all day!
I agree with Stanley. It’s # 1 for me.
Also I like a large expanse of back all open and available for kissing all over. ISTR a song “I wKirsten’s definitely cute there, seems to be trying a bit too hard for a retro look tho…
I’m with DWMF. I need to get my wife a dress with an open back. MMM-MMM!
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