Which? Who? (Part 1)
I don’t pick any of them because I don’t lean that way.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
01/15/2005 at 02:56 PM
But what if you did?
None of them. They’re all female impersonators.
Sorry, this isn’t Thailand!
Angelena Jolie. Those lips would give me wet dreams if I wasn’t at the age of dry dreams and wet farts.
(Please explain the Thailand reference [carefully]. This is my beloved dau-in-law’s 26th birthday. Her name is Ratikarn Sudmee). However it is true that Thailand leads the world in prostitution.
P.S. My son is light skinned and blond. Parn (Ratikarn) said she always imagined her husband with dark curly hair. “Now I have husband who glows in dark.”Posted by Oink
01/15/2005 at 07:53 PM
Well, If my guess is right, it’s Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Liv Tyler, and Sandra Bullock. Well, sorry Mr. Voight, but I would do your daughter in a second. Angelina is very sexy and I can’t help but feel she is a maniac in bed.
sdkar
You know I’m joking about being sensitive, right? (Vilmar sent me a message about Thailand being a center for transvestites and many-a-man reaching under a dress only to get a handfull of balls.)
My other son married a Korean. (I am encouraging my daughter to marry a white guy.)
TRUTH: I don’t give a shit.
A true story. (CONTEXT: I am a Marine combat veteran of Vietnam) My Korean-American Grandson has a toy burp-gun that makes realistic sounds. I like it. He pointed it at me. I told him, “Would you mind not doing that, Gabriel? Grandpa get nervous when Asians point guns at him.” Gabe (age 3 1/2) didn’t get it, but his parents thought it was hilarious.Posted by Oink
01/15/2005 at 10:01 PM
Oink, that was funny-- “Grandpa gets nervous when Asians point guns at him.”
What a hoot!
1 Doesn’t look like JA to me, but if she is, #1 it is.
Posted by FJBill
01/16/2005 at 03:13 AM
Contestant No. 4, people! Wake up!! Sandra has that “All-American Girl” look that drives me NUTS.
Number 4 for sure.
My brother married a Chinese woman who makes her children call me Bok Ron. (That is a position in they family that get’s great respect)
She says, “Tonight we have egg rolls and grounded beef.”
Posted by Z Woof
01/16/2005 at 04:44 PM
Z Woof: Does she tell her kids, “After eating the cabbage in the eggrolls, be careful not to let any Boks in front of our guests.”?
(as in “Old Bok")
Posted by Oink
01/16/2005 at 04:55 PM
Oink: As I understand Chinese Bok means older brother on the fathers side. This guy can do whatever he wants and everybody still has to respect him. I love that part of Chinese-ism.
Bok probably means something other than that in your daughter-in-laws native Thailand. I could ask my sister-in-law but she is such a biggot she will probably say somethin’ really negative about Thailand. I know her.
Posted by Z Woof
01/16/2005 at 09:25 PM
All in fun on my part. But I feel guilty about fuckin’ with you on the day you got the Roto-Rooter job from this very blog. Without benefit of Vaseline or KY Jelly. 
Not too guilty, though. You can give as good as you get.
Posted by Oink
01/16/2005 at 09:47 PM
#3 !!!! Liv Tyler is the HOTTEST, Hands Down, No Question About It!!!
Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
01/16/2005 at 10:35 PM
Not so, Oink! All winners of the Award receive a free tube of KY Jelly. Z’s tube is on the way to him even as we speak.
Since lots must be cast, I cast mine for
Angelina Jolie. She is my Generation’s
Marilyn Monroe (I’m a young’n), and I am thus powerless to resist her.Posted by MRLDS
01/18/2005 at 11:22 AM
