Where There’s Smoke …
on 08/08/2006 at 11:47 AM
Boy, can you say SLANTED???
The bad part is that I have such a severe difficulty with cigarette smoke—not an allergy per se but it does “get to me” really fast—that I really like the basic idea behind the article. But at the same time, I don’t want any outright BANS on cigarette smoke. You have the right to do what you want, including kill yourself with stupidity… but you do NOT have the right to take anybody else with you! So maybe some “be nice to your neighbor” laws since unfortunately nobody has the common decency (or sense!) to figure those out on their own anymore. You know, not inside ANY public place unless it’s a designated and specially ventillated area provided for that express purpose, not within 50 feet of a major doorway, preferably seek out some wind to avoid fumigating your clothes (when possible), and spray with binaca after you’re done. That kinda stuff.
And boy wasn’t it nice of them to clarify which genders have which sex organs. I mean, NOBODY could have figured that out on their own! Who do they think they are writing for, people with an IQ of TWO?? Oh wait, yeah, that’s probably who they ARE writing for, after all. Nobody else would buy their load of bovine fecal matter.
RH
All french men are born with those diseases anyway
my French girle friend said so, she came to England for big cock and was very happy, mind you i have had a lot of jock itch since she left, the small tited bitch 
You know it’s not the tabacco - it is what’s in the paper and what they mix with the tabacco that causes all the problems. Funny how the French show a pic of a cigar - considered even by doctors to be the least offending of the tabacco products - as it is the least processed and least ‘ingested’ for lack of a better word.
>In as little as eight minutes, even the bravest Frenchman’s body begins to react to second-hand smoke< First bravest with Frenchman is an oxymoron and have all Frenchmen become gay? this is the most laughable statement made in a ‘scientific’ article I’ve read in a long time - of course the ‘jock itch’ is also a hoot.
Who wrote this ‘Mother’ Sheehan? Who did the research - Dan Rather?
What garbage - you don’t want someone to smoke in your establishment - bravo - post signs. As far as the rest of the world - I want hard concrete facts to prove your screeds and you can’t control the whole world - get over yourselves.
OMG, I missed the byline - al-reuters - man are they making the world a terrible place to be.
I missed that too. And I missed that its “Dan Rather” who’s posting, the photo credit is given to Hajj… So we have another “fake but [in]accurate” spoof? Hahaha.
I still hate all forms of tobacco products. But if you have to have your fix, please chew. At least then I don’t have to smell your waste products.
RH
Notice the photoshopped / cloned smoke swirls.
It is also well-documented that excessive exposure to second hand smoke causes sporadic outbreaks of liberalism and other serious mental disorders.
Effing wimps. WTF do they want - to live forever as a Frenchman? I wouldn’t put that curse on my worst enemy. Just on Frenchmen and Arabs.
Sorry, gang! I couldn’t resist having a little fun with you all today. Of course this post is “factual but true”.
OOPS! I meant “fake but [in]accurate”. I’m laughing too hard to type.
I lost it with the bravest Frenchman part
Izzat fake-tual but true
Brilliant. You had me for a second, but it the stats were starting to get too over the top, even for Reuters. Then I noticed the photo credit. Great job!
Skipper - where did that come from? Sounds like Iowahawk or Blamebush?
08/08/2006 at 12:14 PM
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