What Religion Are You?
I’m an atheist.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/28/2005 at 06:55 AM
58% Christian.Huh?
83% Christian here.
42% Christian, 38% Islam, 33% SATANISM.
SATANISM?!!! Me-Mrs. “don’t hurt the little animals.” a SATANIST?
Mrs .Uber tomboy an ISLAMIST?
Sure I am.I’m a theoligically liberal Hebrew-Christian.
Btw-the faith of my birth-Judaism-came in at a mere 25%.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/28/2005 at 08:32 AM
98% Christian. Is anyone surprised?
It said I should strongly consider being baptised and accepting Jesus.
Sorry. Already done both a long time ago.
Halfway thru the test, some dude who looked like Harrison Ford yelled “Replicant!” and tried to shoot me.
Posted by Oink
03/28/2005 at 09:09 AM
OCM: it didn’t crash, you godless old heathen - it just “gave up the ghost”. Repent, sinner!
Oink: somehow, I’m not surprised one bit that the Blade Runner is on your curly little tail.
As suspected, I scored as Christianity.
I am not sure what all this means.
Christianity 67%
Islam 54%
Judaism 38%
Paganism 33%
Buddhism 29%
Satanism 21%
Hinduism 17%
atheism 17%
agnosticism 4%Posted by DR@HDfixit
03/28/2005 at 10:34 AM
Neither am I sure of what mine means (must have something to do with how we answer the questions dealing with nature and animals.)
Christianity: 83%
Islam: 50%
Buddhism: 42%
Hinduism: 38%
agnosticism: 29%
Judaism: 29%
Paganism: 25%
atheism: 13%
Satanism: 8%They should not have merged “strongly disagree” with “n/a.” The two should be separate. Under the present setup, the test results cannot help but be skewed.
When they set it up right, then I’ll take it…
Agnostic, I consider myself a Deist, but what the hey....LOL
No surprise.
Christianity 100%
Judaism 38%
Islam 33%
Buddhism 17%
Hinduism 17%
Paganism 8%
agnosticism 0%
Satanism 0%
atheism 0%LC; You didn’t cheat did you?
100% anything is unrealistic.
Posted by DR@HDfixit
03/28/2005 at 01:31 PM
Posted by DR@HDfixit
03/28/2005 at 01:59 PM
DR - Heck Yeah I cheated. Answer all the questions strong yes or strong no. Also the one about “man was made for God but woman was made for man”, make sure you follow the obvious truth in the statement and mark strong yes.
SHHHHHHHHush! Just don’t tell my wife. She’ll kick my ass!-Christianity - 63%
-Islam - 58%
-Judaism - 58%
-Buddhism - 46%
-Hinduism - 21%
-agnosticism - 17%
-Satanism - 17%
-Paganism - 8%
-atheism - 0%Interesting...I wonder where the Satanism came from
And I totally agree that the N/A should not have been with Disagree, unless the disagreement that strongly didn’t matter at all. Stupid test.
You can so totally tell what religion I am by looking at my desk...no, not the mess on the desk, the stuff on it!
Interesting. Pegged me as Christian. But the test is only as good as the person who set it up. I would like to see what they think specific answers to some questions rate on each religion. Personally I am a fundamental Chriastian so I want to know where I “strayed” into Buddhism, Hinduism and Paganism!
Christianity 83%
Judaism 50%
Islam 33%
Buddhism 29%
Hinduism 17%
Paganism 8%
agnosticism 0%
Satanism 0%
atheism 0%Posted by Buckeye Kev
03/28/2005 at 05:25 PM
Aaaa
79% Christan
54% Islam
54% Buddhism
54% Satanism
24% Hinduism
0% Agnosticism
1% Atheism
agnosticism 75%
Christianity 46%
Hinduism 46%
Islam 38%
Buddhism 38%
Satanism 33%
Judaism 33%
atheism 33%
Paganism 33%Guess I don’t know *what* I believe.
Posted by jackbrownii
03/28/2005 at 08:56 PM
Christianity
67%
Buddhism
58%
Islam
50%
Judaism
50%
Hinduism
42%
Paganism
25%
atheism
17%
agnosticism
8%
Satanism
8%Christianity 90%
Judaism 59%
Islam 26%
Buddhism 20%
Hinduism 17%
Paganism 8%
agnosticism 0%
Satanism 0%
atheism 0%It said this..."Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren’t already Christian.”
I am already a Christian since I was 14 when I accepted Jesus into my heart,also I have already been baptised. hmmmmm I don’t like the Islam part ICK and what the heck would I want with Budda. hahahha Rub his tummy for good luck maybe? heh heh
Posted by Wild Thing
03/28/2005 at 10:16 PM
Animist 50%
Church of Elvis 50%
Kali worship 50%
UFO Adventist 50%
Totemist 50%
TheOtherWhiteMeatist 50%
Divine Steak&Whiskey-ite 50%
OldIsisCatManisist 50%
DivineWeedist 50%
Protestant 0%
TheExaltedGoTheFuckAway100%Posted by Oink
03/28/2005 at 10:28 PM
Oink, your taking OCM’s test. Bless your heart anyway.
WHAT!!
Is NO ONE afaid of the Christian/Islamic/Satanist Jew?
Maaaaan. No one ever fears me * pout/whine*(actually I misunderstood some of the questions-hence the high satanic/islam percentages)
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/28/2005 at 11:02 PM
Well, now that you’ve taken that test, maybe we should see how consistent your religious views are.
I’ll warn ... I aced it.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/28/2005 at 11:15 PM
Sorry Barb, if you’re dumb you can’t really be a Jew. Protestant, yes.
Posted by Oink
03/28/2005 at 11:32 PM
I am glad someone else has heard of the Church of Elvis!
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