I never say anything, but I freakin’ live for bowling posts.
I don’t say anything about bowling because I only do it in public when pregnant (which is no longer a possibility), I bowled worse than the German women during our German/American outing at the Army bowling alley and I am the person - who let the ball go backward into the group and also bowled a strike on the first throw and gutter balls on all the others (sadly the same game for all those bowling alley horrors). I was the one whose rope broke on my second (and last) attempt to water ski and only got so far as the bunny slope on snow skiing. My tennis and badminton rackets had gigantic holes in them. I only managed a couple of good years at basket ball and pool (but found out guys do not like girl hustlers).
Sports without horses were just not my thing, it is because I am so darned uncoordinated.
Oh yeah - one summer my brother and I were given Red Cross swimming lessons - at the end - he had his Red Cross Lifesaving certificate and I not only had not learned to swim but was fished out of the pool twice on the verge of drowning.
But but but BMEWS without Bowling would be like a day without sunshine or breakfast without orange juice Drew. SAY IT AINT SO.
Ok ok calm down, I might do summer league after all. Maybe. But only one of them!!
And I still have at least 2 weeks in at least 1 more winter league.
Oh Thank GOD. Praise be upon you oh master of the 7-10 split.