...and how in the world am I going to get that goddam cat to sit still?
The two Things about Women
1. When complaining, they don’t want your advice, they want your sympathy.
2. Don’t you dare tell them you can sum them up with just TWO Things.
Glen Whitman
If I sent this to the girl I’m trying to court...I think she would shit!
So much for the virtues of clear-cutting.
Tell her you told us about her and she would really shit Macker.
Women like to know you are talking about them.
What would the dear ladys reaction be to a request to “eat the cat”???
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