An open note to Tesco.
Dear Tesco ... One day I’ll be going home to the US. I know you’re opening stores in Calif. One of which I understand you’ve closed before the opening. Or just after. What ever convinced you to open a store in Compton,Ca. ?
Well anyway .... try this shit in USA and you’ll find yourselves damn lucky if all that happens is a store being burned down.
Fuckin Idiots!
It’s not like the sauce is even all that good. Do they restrict sales of mouthwash too? Some of that stuff is 30% alcohol. What about spice extracts like vanilla? 70 proof!!
Lots of consumer products have drinkable alcohol in them. Like deoderant sticks. Silly Tesco. But hey, it’s for your own good. So shut up and get back in line.
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