A nice .22 shot to the head will fix that cheeky little bugger.
The Groundhog/Wild Animal Wars are back on in spades - saw another Fatboy twice yesterday and he is faster than the other two were. And then the second time when I went to check the garden (we have two melons about to be ripe) someone had chewed through the netting and ate all the grapes - damn and damn it all to hell. This is war.
David’s Dr. also had a groundhog problem - he poured a little gas down the holes (apparently ruining his backyard) and then added a couple of firecrackers. He had a neighbor who sat in his second story window and picked them off. Now that is certainly worse than ours and we haven’t found any holes/tunnels yet - of course there is a big preserve behind us - so they could be anywhere.
My hubby gave the daughter a shoot to kill permission (.22 loaded with varmint rounds). The trap is set - the next skirmish is on.
Well, if you’re considering going to extremes ... all out thermonuclear war ...
The Aguila Interceptor .22LR shoots a full size 40gr bullet more than 200fps faster than any other .22LR ammo. The extra velocity adds 50% more power, so this ammo should really thump those woodchucks at backyard ranges. I just ordered 3 bricks myself. Aguila is having production troubles right now, so this stuff will be hard to find very soon.
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AMM065-5.html
If you want to go all the way to DEFCON 5, here is a tool that reshapes the bullet nose, allowing it to expand much more than a regular hollowpoint but still penetrate. You would want tool #1
http://www.leverguns.com/store/acurizer.htm
And a review of the tool ...
http://www.gunblast.com/Paco.htm
Assuming daughter’s rifle is sighted in for backyard distances, either or both of these options should leave you woodchunks instead of woodchucks. Neither is strictly necessary, since a .22LR HP should do the job on a 15lb ‘chuck at 25 yards, especially if she can get a head shot. Just instruct daughter to treat Mr. Chuck as if it was a lion: shoot, hit, and keep shooting until it’s absolutely, positively dead.
Here’s my contribution:
HA HA HA I jumped up in your picture and screwed up the autofocus so only I am in good focus.
You really should follow the FARK.com thread, along with the photoshops.
Here’s just a couple:
This little guy gets around!
H E Y !! How did you guys do that?
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