What A Bunch Of Bulls**t Drivel!!

 

1. Lumberjack:  I cut down trees.  I wear high heels,
   Suspendies, and a bra.
   I wish I’d been a girlie,
   Just like my dear Papa.

   All those fur trappers are as queer as the day is long.

   If you can’t call them queer or faggot or But*F*c*e* what can you call them?

   I know, I know, GAY RIGHT?

   Are we Smart or are we Fools?

   Posted by Z Woof       01/09/2005  at  02:09 PM  



2. And now for something completely different....

   Posted by Guy S.       01/09/2005  at  03:56 PM  



3. I’m with you, Vilmar.  Dennis Leary had a great bit on smoking a few years ago....

   “If you don’t do this and do that, you’ll add 10 years to your life...but they’re the last years, the wheelchair, adult-diaper-wearing years.  You can have ‘em.”

   Fuck it; gimme a steak, potatoes, egg yokes, and a beer with a pack of cigs a day, and I’ll still outlive all you organic, sprout-eating motherfuckers.

   And while we’re at it, what is this yuppie fascination with sushi?  Who the fuck got the bright idea that fish should be eaten raw?  (save the crap about the Japanese living longer; it’s genetics.  They live with more stress, smoke more, drink more coffee and booze than you can shake a stick at.  Eating rice and raw fish has nothing to do with it.)

   Sushi - Japanese word for catfood

   Vegetarian - old Indian word for bad hunter

   Glad I got that off my chest...maybe I just added a day to my life....

   Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       01/09/2005  at  06:21 PM  

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