Well, I’ll be

 

1. I thought it was artistic use of white space.

   ASSAULT WEAPONS BILL: Another example of feel-good, meaningless, bull- . Take off the sexy pistol-grip and the flash suppressor, and it’s suddenly no longer an assault weapon.  Most Libs wouldn’t know an assault weapon if it ran up screaming and bit them on the ass.

   I’m against civilians owning tank-rippers and street-sweepers; I think owning a Stinger Missile near an airport is ipso facto proof of criminal intent.

   “Conservatives” also cook up feel-good pies:
   George Bush the Elder’s Flag Burning Amendment
   George the Younger’s Fag Burning Amendment (Defense of Marriage)

   Posted by Oink       09/29/2005  at  07:55 AM  



2. White space gone. Skipper fix. I’ll explain later, Frank. I’m going back to bed.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/29/2005  at  08:44 AM  



3. It’s OK Frank. We’ll blame it on his being sick, instead of just the normal Grouchy Old Bastard. 

   Posted by Oink       09/29/2005  at  09:22 AM  



4. It ain’t Frank’s fault. It is all Expression Engine. Frank made the same mistake I did about a year ago when I first added an HTML table after I installed EE. It took me two days to finger out that EE doesn’t like “nicely formatted” HTML table structures. You have to enter it all on one continuous stream or it throws out large white space at the top. Frank just entered the HTML table like any IT professional would do, i.e. “readable”. If anything he should be commended for that. Judging from his comment #4 above, he probably saw the editing I did to “fix” it and understand how boogered up EE is to make us enter HTML like that.

   Not that anyone but Frank will understand what I just said.

   OINK: “Grouchy Old Bastard” indeed! I’ll have you know I’m not “old”.

    

   

   P.S. It’s a good thing I have a supply of percodan or I’d be barbecuing pork chops right now.

   Posted by The Skipper       09/29/2005  at  11:16 AM  



5. I copied and pasted the post to a message board I belong to. I know they will enjoy hearing the good news. BAd thing about this is the lib gun grabbers won’t let facts stand in the way of their final goal of disarming the whole country.

   Posted by Archangel       09/29/2005  at  12:37 PM  



6. Last time I actually purchased a firearm in a gun store was about 25 years ago. But then there have been (ahem) several private transactions among friends. And a couple have been passed down to me as Family Heirlooms.  None of these firearms have ever been used in a harmful, unlawful, or criminal way, and they never will be. 

   But still, a “cold” trail can be a good thing, when it comes to dealing with the anti-gun zealots.

   LC RP

   As Larry the Cable Guy says, “Guns don’t kill people, but husbands who come home early do”. 

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/29/2005  at  01:57 PM  



7. So, the Uniform Crime Report covers crimes committed by us uniformed folk?

   (Christopher resumes his nightly trolling, on his own time, with his ax-bladed sword cane...)

   That is all!

   Posted by Christopher       09/29/2005  at  08:17 PM  



8. Whats wrong with street-Sweepers?  According to package insert...Do not point this weapon at anything you do not wish to destroy!!!!!

   Posted by bat crusher       09/30/2005  at  04:15 AM  



9. And thank God for my mower’s instruction booklet—otherwise I’d have lit a cigarette while filling the gas tank and stuck my hand under the mower while it was running. 

   My Dad’s exact words when I got my first .22 rifle: “Never point it at anything you don’t want to kill.”

   And, re: how small it was—“this will kill the biggest man that ever lived.”

   That’s “Firearm Instruction” the old fashioned way.

   Posted by Oink       09/30/2005  at  07:07 AM  

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