Weekly Moron Award
Surely that thing is “haram?” what a moron!what a moron!
oops...the preview button would have been my friend!
and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.
“It’s normal,” he said. “Half of America they use it.”
Not in Red State half. We don’t need it, you tiny penised foreigner…
Aren’t A-rab males tiny-peckered to begin with?
Must be, why are they so eager to blow themselves up… They need more sexual “release” than just sheep, camels, goats and plastic pecker pumps…
Must be something to do with backed-up “plumbing” issues.
Ya beat me to it… I was gonna say that only the moonbat liberal demonicrat half of America, and the Fwench, and 29 year old virgin hankie-heads use (or need) these gadgets. Us red-blooded REAL right-thinkin’ ‘muricans (and Brits, and Ozzies), we don’t need no steenkin’ pumps.
“It’s normal,” he said. “Half of America they use it.”
Thanks for the broad, sweeping, yet wholly inaccurate generalization of American men, Mr. Amin. Next time you feel the need to deflect from your own shortcomings, don’t include me in your reasoning, Limpy.
“Hankie-head” is a new one for me, but I like it. Thanks for the chuckle, Rat!...hankie-heads use (or need) these gadgets.
Well, that’s certainly one way to risk literally dying from embarassment. While he should be let off, as he is guilty of no real crime (only the technicality bull$hit that we call “crimes” today) since he had no bomb or other weapons, he ought to be praising his moon god that he didn’t get shot or something by security.
Posted by CodeMonekyOverlord
08/25/2006 at 08:14 AM
While he should be let off, as he is guilty of no real crime (only the technicality bull$hit that we call “crimes” today) since he had no bomb or other weapons
While I respect your right to your opinion, do you also think that yelling “fire” or “gun” in a crowded area is no real crime either? I honestly believe this guy deserves all the criticism and criminal prosecution he gets. Mr. Amin had PLENTY of other options besides stating that his pump was a bomb. He could’ve pulled an Austin Powers and said, “It’s not mine, baby!” Or just asked to speak to the agent/security personnel privately. Maybe whipered what it was in her ear. C’mon, now…
Whether he thought he was being cute or macho or wanted to impress his dear old mum doesn’t matter. He is an idiot at the very least, but more than likely just a garden-variety a$$hole. And the last thing anyone in that airport needed was for the jerk to bring the airport to a close for the morning.
When it says that he shouted that “I have a bomb!” I will agree with you. However, everything I have seen was directed toward TSA, not the people around him, which is quite different.
Posted by CodeMonekyOverlord
08/25/2006 at 10:56 AM
Maybe he was mumbling in his goat-latin, and what he really said was “It is a bong”…
Dunno if TSA gets all worked over “paraphenalia” on board
I think I know where you’re coming from CodeMoneky - you don’t feel his speech dipped far enough into the exigency range to allow for the circumvention of his 1st Amendment rights. And that’s cool...I can appreciate that. And you’re right, a judge will probably go easy on him and he’ll likely get to plead out to get probation or some other slap on the wrist.
My point is simply that by stating that to an TSA rep, who HAS to take the matter seriously regardless of how he states it, he runs the risk of routing air travel, closing down a public transit facility, causing the airlines and other private citizens to lose time and money, etc. So, yeah, I think he does cross that line.
I think we can all agree he made a bad decision and is probably an ass for doing so. But if you don’t (figuratively) smack somebody down for such a transgression and make an example of them, every other liberal crank will feel like it is time to start “exercising his/her 1st Amendment rights” and then getting through the security station at the airport will become a nightmare.
You are assuming that he’s not a liar who is engaging in a buttload of CYA. You’re assuming character traits about this TSA agent.
You’re also assuming that TSA screeners don’t have levels of supervision that have to “okay” pulling some one out of line, detaining them, and charging them with a felony. I’m confident that if there was a “simple” misunderstanding, it would have been resolved at the time without the need to level charges aginst this guy. Why in the hell would TSA agent make this up? She risks her job, a civil suit (which she now will likely get either way), and quite possibily criminal charges for any number of things. He only recanted in front of the judge. I had a $20 bill for every perp I ever arrested or gave a ticket to that changed their story in front of a judge, I’d be buying a new home and new car right about now.
I’m not trying stir up trouble here when I say this, but, I really wish people would stop for a minute and think critically about an issue before assuming that the more “sensational” version of events must be the correct one. That’s how things like BDS start.
Sounds to me like you have an axe to grind. Thanks for making my last point for me.
OK. Everyone calm down. Step back and take a deep breath. There is no need for grinding axes or even grinding teeth for that matter. How can anybody get angry after reading what this poor, stupid schmuck got hisself into. Maybe he did say “bomb”. Maybe not. Regardless, he had no business taking a sex toy along while travelling with his mother. Don’t get distracted from the absolute side-splitting humor of this incident.
Aye-aye, Skipper! Thanks for not making me walk the plank!
the small cocked fool,
Yeah, we cool now Squiggy…
Truth be told...I was just jealous of some of y’all’s comments stats and I needed something to boost my numbers.
I kid, I kid...!
i love squiggler
Hey, we’re a little short-sighted on this one. Imagine what will happen to this guy during his incarceration.
Convict#1: So what you in for?
Dufus: Attempting to carry a bomb pass security checkpoint.
Convict#2: No way man. I bet that you called your penis pump a bomb, just to avoid public humilation.
Dufus: I swear it was a bomb. Two other guys were on that flight with the rest of the bomb components. It just looked like a penis pump.
Convict#1 & 2: Hahahahahahahahaha. So how long are you going to be here? Hahahahahahahaha. So do you think that ‘Shorty’ will get along well with the other guys?
Dufus: Who you calling ‘Shorty’?
08/25/2006 at 05:00 AM
