Weekly Darwin Award

 

1. Normally I am against gun control but barking moonbats and muslims should not be allowed near firearms!

   Posted by LyndonB       10/15/2006  at  08:02 AM  



2. And here I always thought that romantic seranades involved guitars, roses, etc. Must be tough to whisper sweet nothings when your ears are ringing from muzzle blast. Dur.

   I don’t think anyone in that whole corner of the world has a clue about firearms saftey. They seem to use them as noisemakers as often as anything else, and never concern themselves that what goes up must come down.

   Posted by Drew458       10/15/2006  at  09:39 AM  



3. The Darwin Awards needs a special category for these sub-humans.  It’s not fair to compare their exploits in the same forum as normal idiots.....

   Posted by Crawdaddy550       10/15/2006  at  11:08 AM  



4. I alway knew that Muslims were good for something, human comedy relief.

   Posted by rudebadger       10/15/2006  at  11:21 AM  



5. At last a Muslim finds a worthwhile target.  A pity that more of them do not do the same.

   And Crawdaddy is right.  Such specimens deserve their own sub-category.  A normal idiot has no ideology to compound him into a purblind fanatic.  Even most communists knew (and still know) that they’re full of (unless they happen to be hiding behind tenure in our so-called higher education system, that is).

   By the way, Skip, I would appreciate it if you set up Gorbachev’s latest fulminations for target practice.  Talk about moonbats?

   Posted by Tannenberg       10/15/2006  at  11:38 AM  



6. Poor boy was horny and couldn’t wait another two months.  Shoulda leased a goat for two months.  But then sharia would have made him marry the goat, and the fiance would be jealous she wasn’t the first wife.  Guess he should have found a goat that was already married.  Whazzat?  Adultery, and he and the goat would be stoned?  Oh, well… Prolly less painful to shoot himself.  Hmmmph. Back where we started.

   Posted by dick       10/15/2006  at  06:18 PM  



7. Another dead terrorist.  Too bad, so sad.

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       10/15/2006  at  08:01 PM  



8. Surely there’s a “dodged the bullet” joke in here somewhere!

   Posted by heldmyw       10/15/2006  at  10:05 PM  



9. Think dum-dums.  Think “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”

   Posted by Kirk       10/15/2006  at  10:45 PM  



10. Peiper, you need to come out for a drink with me and a few lads, you in London now?
    you need to stop reading the times, the muzzeld dog story is bollocks, ask my mate now (French) or the dog, whos boss is taking my mate court, for chokeing on his pea sized bollocks, as if! that sounds as crazy as nutters turning up at furnarels of young service men, and you letting them get away with it.

    Posted by bulldog       10/19/2006  at  05:14 PM  

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