Where is OINK today?...i need his infinite wisdom…
AND has anyone seen CheesyPoof?? aka Cheese Tensor…
Perhaps this guy should be sentenced to picking up all the discarded and torn pantaloons along the borders that were mentioned yesterday in another post...I bet he would even be allowed to KEEP them.....ack.
(I been at an auction up til now) The only Works of Wisdom OINK, MSW, has is that ‘fetishers’ & flashers are seldom dangerous. I suppose this guy has to have used undies, huh? Wouldn’t be the same if he bought them. Maybe, as an act of kindness, you gals could start a Goodwill-type store or Co-op for perverts—women could donate used panties, bras, shoes, whatever—it would help keep guys like this from breaking into your home. But I suppose that’s part of the thrill… SIGH
I rest my case. Even a can get disgusted with male behavior.
P.S. How’d The Skipper do last nite?
If the house is a-rockin’ don’t bother knockin’…
Now, now, now. You all know a gentleman never kisses and tells, dont’cha?
(Skip, of course you know what they’ll say now, don’t you?)
YEP! They’ll say I’m not a gentleman in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 ....
Comrades,
Of course, were I allowed to sentence this cretin, I wouldn’t send him to jail. I’d make him wear the damned things 24/7, along with a sign pointing out that fact. That ought to clear up the problem.....
I have to admit I still haven’t got a handle on that “thong” thing. I mean, it looks more like a butt flossing device, and I’ve never really thought of that part as a high-plaque area....... Oh well…
Respects,
Gwedd
Skipper: Better luck next weekend.
Nice try, Oink. I’m still not gonna tell.
Police had linked him to the theft of 854 panties.
The pride of Wisconsin everybody...let’s give him a big hand!!!
I’m confident The Skipper wouldn’t tell either way.
I’m confident Anthony Allen Schofield isn’t getting any. Holy Crap! The poor kid is 25 years old!