Water On Mars
”lay off the bong so early in the morning”
Posted by Oink
04/02/2005 at 09:29 AM
I’ll bet you got a million of those Vilmar!
(OINK bites down on the cyanide capsule hidden in a hollow tooth, swallows, and pushes the ”CONTINUE READING ...” button)Posted by Oink
04/02/2005 at 09:38 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Boy,I fell for that hook line and sinker
Yummmmmmmmy mars bars, milky ways how about a little orbit
M-M-M-M-M-M-M!!!! moonpies and Nehi soda!!! YUM!!
Next: Water on Uranus.
That’s why we need toilet paper. It circles Uranus and wipes away the Klingons…
I must confess, I bit on it too. Vilmar’s thoughts are obviously overflowing these days.
Nehi grape? Got them in the refrigerator right now, bottled IN GLASS with the old-style crowns. Got in-glass Nehi Orange and RC Cola in there too. Just like old times again! Tastes just like the 1950’s.
Now if they would only make Moon Pies like they used to.
Toilet paper also goes round Uranus looking for Klingons.
Nehi grape, hamburger with pickle and mustard. My youthful gourmet meal.
Posted by Oink
04/02/2005 at 09:05 PM
I get them at our local Farmer’s Market. The drinks are bottled (along with several others) by a specialty company in West Jefferson, Ashe County, NC (our high mountains). They use the original recipes for all the drinks they bottle.
In addition to RC and Nehi grape and orange, they do Nehi peach and CheerWine. The bottles are 10-ounce. They run a dollar a bottle, but the taste is worth it.
I have no idea how to get in touch with the bottler and/or arrange orders or shipments, but perhaps I could find out from the chap who sells them at our Farmer’s Market. God knows I’ve bought enough from him so that he owes me a favor or two.
Glad you like RC, OCM. It’s been the ONLY cola for me from my earliest memories.
OCM—I intended to quote it from RedFive, ironically, with question marks. I kicked a a slat out of my crib laughing, when I first heard that joke.
In your case, OCM, they’re called ‘dingleberries’.
Posted by Oink
04/02/2005 at 09:26 PM
OCM, don’t know about URanus, but mine is watertight.
Marine Corps Q&A:
DI: Are you maggots TIGHT? (means squared-away)
Troops: YES SIR!
DI: How tight?
Troops: Tighter than a frog’s ass SIR!
DI: How tight’s that?
Troops: Watertight, SIR!Posted by Oink
04/03/2005 at 08:33 AM
"Sailor, pinch off that Marine!”
(Standard Navy order to get out of the head.)
Would somebody inform Red Five that if his website has been under construction since 5/24/03, he should fire the contractor and do the site himself?
Damn… it is fun.
Think OCM, the world isn’t really in turmoil… yet another pope has died...(granted, this Pope has to hold the record for influence w/o an army...)
I’ve always, for some strange reason, remembered this MAD magazine saying that dates from the very early ‘70s…
“For all these dire warnings
of pain, doom and strife…
It’s hard to imagine
a fate worse than Life.”Hey Christopher, I guess I’d have to fire myself.
At least I’ve got an excuse for the last few months. Click on the Photo Gallery link and look at the first gallery you see. She’s exactly 6 months old today!
04/02/2005 at 05:02 PM
