Maybe he was gonna make coffee out of them?
They could call it “Cornia-copia - the coffee with no buts about it”.
“Cows about a cup now?”
Keep an eye out for it!
That would be “Cornea”
Drew,I think what you meant to close with was MOOOOOOOOOOVE along.
I’m, Udderly dissapointed.
Uh huh, uh huh. Keep ‘em coming, I’m here all week.
I wonder if - when he was caught - his eyes bulged out in chagrin?
He was caught because he didn’t keep an eye out for the cops.
If his orifice became red and swollen, could he be described as having Hefferrhoids?
The cop said. “When I arrested him he didn’t even bat an eyelash!”
Did his Proctologist say, “Look to your left and blink.”
This guy gives a whole new meaning to the term “stink-eye”.