Watch those Utensils Boys

 

1. That is indeed a forkin’ bad way to go.... 

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/27/2005  at  02:20 PM  



2. Better ban assault forks i.e.; forks with tines over 3”, overall length over 15”.

   Posted by dick       09/27/2005  at  02:41 PM  



3. You’ll never know when your tine is up.

   Posted by StinKerr       09/27/2005  at  03:18 PM  



4. Fork off bee-atch!!

   Posted by babylonandon       09/27/2005  at  03:25 PM  



5. They will take away my fork when they pry my cold dead hand off the handle!

   Posted by Yellow Dog       09/27/2005  at  06:15 PM  



6. Aw ..... fork-em all!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/27/2005  at  07:13 PM  



7. I’d be pretty pissed off too if my team got beat by the lowly Buccaneers.

   Posted by Chris W.       09/27/2005  at  09:47 PM  



8. Question: What do you call a man who stirs cement with a fork?

   Answer: A mortar forker.

   Posted by The Skipper       09/27/2005  at  10:28 PM  



9. 1. Must have been one of those evvviiillll assault forks with the black plastic handles.
   2. I look at silverware as unregistered weapons. We train children to use them.
   3. Go in any fast food resaurant and plastic utensils are given away free on the condiments counter. No one is even keeping track of who takes them. The only possible reason to create such weapons is to defeat metal detectors.
   4. All these utensils must be banned. Human were meant to eat with their fingers. We have to do it for the children!

   Posted by ASM826       09/28/2005  at  06:39 AM  

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