USS Gerald R. Ford
I wouldn’t let Bill Clinton have anything named after him bigger then a bass boat and that would be insulting to the bass.
Cigar boat for clinton.
Whatever it is, it’s gonna get some REALLY interesting nicknames from its crewmembers. Some of the ones I remember from my husband’s sub service:
USS Rickover - USS Dicked Over
USS Minneapolis St Paul - USS Menopause
USS Seawolf - USS Pierwolf, Building 21
USS Oklahoma City - USS Brokelahoma CityHow about a John boat that’s only steered and propelled by poling?
I think a little dinghy would be the most appropriate vessel to bear the name USS Bill Clinton.
Hmmm, one of those little R/C boats with a bottle of Viagra, two condoms, a flask of whiskey, a couple pairs of soiled panties. Ship name to be the USS Clinton Bordello.
Skipper, if that previous post is over the line, delete it.
Well, they could name a floating casino after billzebubba.
Clinton will get his own class of garbage scow.
I’m with Draven. Clinton deserves a garbage or solid waste barge, or at most, a mud-sucking harbor dredge to carry his name.
He already has a ship named after him. I believe I seen it on this blog Can’t remember the type but, it was UGLY! Truly fitting.
Not only is this ship named for President Ford...so is the entire class!
Coincidentally, the following was making the e-mail rounds amongst family and friends....
“Ship to be named the USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1)”
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton “for his foresight in military budget cuts” and his conduct while president. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, but form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship’s purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada. The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops and can be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever other worthless jobs, the ex-commander-in-chief and his wife can think of.
It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV’s “The Real World.”
The ship was already built, commissioned and named but had to be renamed the USS William J Clinton when someone realized the USS Blowfish was already taken.
Posted by Miami Harold
01/05/2007 at 08:25 AM
Clinton should have an entire class of garbage scows named after him. Algore gets to have a series of the seagoing equivalent of target drones named after him. Which serve only to be ignominiously sunken, just like his own political career. For John F’ing Kerry, the Vietcong have named a new class of river “sampans” after him…
01/04/2007 at 08:55 PM
