Tuesday News Bytes
1. Come on baby light my fire… try to set the night on fiiaaaaaaaarre.... Sure, Cap’n and Cat.... you like your women hot ‘n spicy? This chili pepper is beyond 350,000 Scoville units - at which point, the measurements become meaningless… because, because...YOU’RE TOAST!
2. “However there is not enough food aid for the 1.5 MILLION people who have fled their homes in northern Uganda and hunger means some of them till the fields despite the security risk.”
There is something SO sick about this that I haven’t the words to express it. Where’s Jesse F.K. Jackson???? Why isn’t Babs singing and whining about this?! Hitler my ass - this African business is Hitleresque all right..with the sun as the ovens. Start singing, bitch. This while we spend billions on freaking elections??
3. Oh, poor Jesus Christ. He should stick the ‘H’ in as his middle initial. That’d take care of it.
4. I think the Internet Cafes for our soldiers is the coolest. heh heh… Let the spamming begin. The spammer is likely to find a nice Marine at his doorstep. I love it. Think the military is going to put up with assholes? Not a chance.
5. Stressed Mom..... ha ha… GREAT! Maybe Daddy’ll be a changed man when she gets out.
Posted by Phoenix
05/10/2005 at 11:55 AM
Actually, it’s not a pepper, but a chili powder derived from many peppers. He’s essentially distilled pure capsaicin, which is 16 million on the Scoville scale. If you get a sample from the guy, don’t breathe.
