Tuesday News Byte
O! Captain… Condoleeza Rice is single. And powerful. Shall I compose a nice poem from The Skipper for her? I would be most happy to accomodate you.
Rosie O’Donnell should be forced to join the Minute Pigs so she can at least claim she did ONE thing good in her life. What a disgusting wench.
Oh dear. My fonts! And this paper! Damnit! Winslow! Come get me some better paper. I have a most important story to get out about that termagent in Florida. Or was it Alabama? Georgia? Damn this font!
Small breasts unite. hmmm. Seeing as my true photo shows my pert perks for all to see, would I be considered ‘small’???? I would like a survey please.
Posted by Phoenix
05/03/2005 at 11:33 AM
It’s just the St Petersburg Times Skipper.
I’m sure all states have people who when hit with a Taser beg for more and stick their fingers into light sockets, get real.
The St Pete’s Times is so Liberal I question anything they report. The day after the last election the TIMES reported Caster the Disaster (D-FL) had beat Mel Martinez (R-FL) for the Senate even though Caster was down 70,000 votes, they’re insane. They asked Martinez if he was throwing in the towel? Mel the Uniter Martinez said, “Not yet.”
I don’t trust anything that paper prints.
Posted by Z Woof
05/03/2005 at 12:10 PM
No One Trusts the Newspapers
That’s why circulation is dropping.
Newspapers are the biggest waiste of trees in America.
Posted by Z Woof
05/03/2005 at 12:21 PM
True enough, ZWoof, but I would wager that the textbook industry could run newspapers a close second.
Phoenix, m’lady, the last time any mortal was put on the spot of judging goddesses in beauty contests, we got the Trojan War out of it.
Greenpeace founder dies because of Canadian health care.
In America he would still be alive.
Tony Snow has prostate cancer.
Frank Zappa died of it Zappa
Posted by Z Woof
05/03/2005 at 01:26 PM
As a charter member of the I.B.T.C.-I’ve actually been told that smaller is better.
Besides, since I’m athletic anything bigger than my not so pert 34B’s would be more trouble than they’re worth.
I think of it this way-at least I’m in proportion
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
05/03/2005 at 01:45 PM
Phoenix and ALT - I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - “More than a handful is a waste.”
As for Bob Hunter, I’m truly saddened to learn of his death. Bob and his brother Donald lived a few houses down the street from me as a kid. I played with them. They had a hard childhood, living with their mother and a violent “uncle” who used to beat the snot out of them on a regular basis. And I mean REALLY beat them, sometimes to unconciousness. I still have visions of those occasions.
Sometimes they had no food, but there was a terrific family from next door and the lady would feed them. Bob wrote a very moving newspaper article about her a few years ago which I still have. I’d lost track of them, but had attempted to search them out a while back. Too late now. Damn.-Dan D,
CanuckistanDan,
Sad story. I bet you do still think about that horror for those boys. The best? He wrote a story about that lady - and, that you have it.... a sad but thoughtful reminder that out of evil can come some good.
Posted by Phoenix
05/03/2005 at 04:42 PM
Tanny, Dan,
We are not judging beauty. We are judging breastesses. Who knows what bodacious ta ta’s Helen had anyway. That whole war was just an excuse to build a big wooden horse. Of course, they had to conjure up a ‘cause celebre’ (?) so they could play with their horse.
Now what I want to know is: What is all this talk of tits ‘getting in the way’??? Can one of you studly dudes explain that for me? And then, explain why you all like to look at great big hooters.
Posted by Phoenix
05/03/2005 at 04:55 PM
Tanny,
I could go on forever about textbooks. In my long years of teaching, we had to adopt new textbooks every few years. As each new liberal cause came through, we saw it in the textbooks. The worst? - Multiculturalism. OHMYGOD.... the stories ‘from all over the world’ that replaced the classics were SO bad we’d finish reading one and sort of go… ‘hunh’?
When I first started teaching, I taught the original (well, translated, of course) version of Beowulf with all its stunning language and alliteration. Absolutely divine reading. By the time I was finished with teaching, Beowulf was five pages long and dumbed down into ghetto speak. But I still have the original.... yay.
Posted by Phoenix
05/03/2005 at 05:07 PM
Hi Phoenix,
I’m frankly surprised that our diseducation experts left you with Beowulf in any condition whatever, unless they had made it look so cheap that it didn’t make the stories “from all over the world” suffer by comparison.
And I think I can guess the general locations of “all over the world,” and I daresay that no authors such as Malory, Hugo, Goethe, Chekhov or Lady Murasaki were among the offerings. Or were such authors dumbed down in turn?
Glad to hear you have Beowulf in its original form. So do I. Hope you have the Eddas and the Nibelungenlied as well.
Now, as to hooters: Two trees do not a forest make. However,
“Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws, which otherwise would have been hidden from us forever.”
--Goethe
There is my attraction to the forest.
Best regards as always.
About the 13 year old.
I was that age when I finally convinced my mom to let me get my ears pierced.
It was done in a DR.’s office and she had to sign off on it.Kids are being “allowed"-actually ENCOURAGED- to go against parental wishes because the leftist judges keep crying about a childs right to privacy and self determination over their own body.
While I’m against abortion for ANY reason-except if the mother’s life is in IMMEDIATE danger-an adult has the right to *cough* terminate her pregnancy.
A child is just that-a child-she is NOT a mini adult with all the rights and priviledges thereof.
Makes me ill!
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
05/03/2005 at 06:15 PM
Dan,
If the Canadian Government is gone; please tell us because our news media has the whole Canadian revolution censored.
Canadian Fur Trappers Unite. Freedom for Fur Trappers.
Now is the time for a Fur Trappers’s Bill of Rights.
Posted by Z Woof
05/04/2005 at 06:19 PM
Nope. Unfortunately, our gummint is still in place and pooping along as usual. Revolution? A Canadian “revolution” would be the epitome of an oxymoron. ROFLMAO.
What Canadian Fur Trappers? Didn’t ya know they were wiped out some years ago when the bottom fell out of the fur market? Used to get $75 for a decent fox, $125 for coyote, around $200 - $250 for a wolf, and $450 - $650 for a wolverine. Now it’s not even worth the effort skinning them and trying to sell them. Nobody’s buying. Can’t even get $10 for a good fox.
-Dan D,
Canuckistan
05/03/2005 at 03:38 PM
