Tuesday Humor
Do you know what the shortest complete sentence in the English language is?
No googling.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/08/2005 at 08:48 AM
Go!!! (?)
I am.
Wow. I can’t fucking believe it but you are
both half right.I go.
Vilmar, there’s an assumed subject there.
Allan, there’s an assumed object there.
Hey Allan, I got my first troll today. And
since I know his MO hereon, I might need
some assistance. I’ll let ya know amigo.He’s probably out milking goats this early.
I wonder ... would butchering and eating
man/goat progeny be cannibalism or animal
cruelty.Posted by Steel Turman
03/08/2005 at 09:22 AM
Actually, there is no assumed object, Steel. “I am” states that I exist and needs no object to qualify itself. In Latin, “I am” translates as “Sum”, as in “cogito ergo sum” (I think, therefore I am).
Feed me your troll. I love troll meat. CHOMP! CHOMP!
(Sorry to interupt by returning to the subject ....)
Vilmar—try the word “have”. (including: “has, had ..")
Posted by Oink
03/08/2005 at 10:01 AM
HUH?!?!?!?!?!
Yes Allan, there’s an implied object. What
is missing.I am ... what. Now that is the usage
of ‘am’ in lesser connotations.I go, is not the same. The first connotation
of go is go. ‘go’ being simply
the act of going.This is starting to sound like ‘Who’s on
First’ ain’t it?OCM is my troll. He came over and posted
‘What a “maroon”. He is too easy to dispense
with. But if he starts deluging my comments
section with drivel, I’ll need to block him.I’ll let ya know.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/08/2005 at 10:21 AM
But Steel, you feel to recognize that in order to “go” you first have to exist. “I AM” is the primary sentence to end all sentences because it precedes all other sentences.
When Moses was before the burning bush and spoke to God, he asked God what God’s name was. God replied, “I AM. I AM THAT I AM”. There is no “what” involved. I AM and YOU ARE, otherwise we wouldn’t be here to talk to each other.
OCM is no troll. Just slightly misguided. Tolerate him and you will have hours of fun to look forward to.
I looked around and stand corrected.
In reparation I offer this ...
http://www.ruready2party.com/bar_trivia.htm
I think the definition of a troll is some
one who stops by and shits on your porch, right?I don’t mind him any more than I mind a
mosquito.I may yet make a special place for him on
my site ... it’ll be the NoZone.Posted by Steel Turman
03/08/2005 at 10:40 AM
Let’s play nice “gentlemen”.
*invokes calming female presence*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/08/2005 at 01:32 PM
Calming female presence, my ass!
What we need is Sergeant Barb, throwing open her door and yelling down the squadbay,
“AWRIGHT YOUSE APES! SAVE IT FOR THE MOONBATS!”
Posted by Oink
03/08/2005 at 01:47 PM
Fine.
“Steel, OCM, Quit actin’ like a bunch of FUCKING SECOND GRADERS or I WILL need to go IDF on your asses.
believe you me- you DON’T want that! *glare*Better Oink?
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/08/2005 at 03:30 PM
Gentlemen—and I use that word in the broadest possible sense—Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
Posted by Oink
03/08/2005 at 03:54 PM
