Trick Or Treat, Misha!

 

1. In my old neighborhood, every October, the liquor posted a sign on the door: NO HALLOWEEN MASKS!!

      

   Posted by Oink       10/30/2005  at  05:56 PM  



2. In Sunday Funnies check out
   ZITS—Trick-or-Treaters learn to scare adults by saying things like, “Your future Social Security benefits depend on me landing a high paying job!”
   NON SEQUITUR—Earthman lands on planet where all Truth is contained in Holy Book—“anything too complicated to understand is obviously God’s direct handiwork! And the Book says that the Earthman can’t exist!” “So that means your Book is wrong, huh?”
   FAMILY CURCUS --Dad announces he is gay & has AIDS—Mom checks into drug rehab. (I wish)

   Posted by Oink       10/30/2005  at  07:20 PM  



3. Isn’t the Rottweiler’s real name Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall?????

   Posted by Dottie       10/30/2005  at  09:28 PM  



4. Just about made me my pants, OCM .............You’d best beware - the broom is polished & ready to ride tonight - will head it on out to Colorado under the cover of darkness & provide payback for that “Optical Illusion” stunt
   Yours ghouly,
   The Salem Witch

   Posted by Dottie       10/31/2005  at  01:13 PM  



5. I admit it, I had to shake out my skivvies.  And I called my own son a “Motherless Bastard.”

   Posted by Oink       10/31/2005  at  03:49 PM  



6. I was driving home just before total darkness—few cars on the country road, overcast, wind blowing leaves across the road. The Oldies station had played “Witchie Woman”.  I was happy for Halloween. There ought to be a time to celebrate the creepy.

   Posted by Oink       10/31/2005  at  07:28 PM  

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