Trade Deficit

 

1. Not entirely true, OCM. You and I first heard this one from Fred Flintstone. Don’t you remember our wild youth in Bedrock? YABBA-DABBA-DOO ....

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/19/2005  at  10:57 AM  



2. A nun at Saint Naugahyde school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.

   Little Suzy declares, “I want to be a prostitute.”

   “What did you say?!” asks the nun, totally shocked.

   “I said I want to be a prostitute,” Suzy repeats.

   “Oh, thank heavens,” says the nun. “I thought you said ‘a Protestant!’”

   Posted by Oink       11/20/2005  at  12:02 PM  



3. Funny post Allan, And funny comment Oink.

   Posted by lisar915       11/20/2005  at  05:14 PM  



4. Actually, I thought mine was better. I was in an inter-faith group with Protestants, Catholics ( ) Baha’is, Moslem, Jews. It was OK to tell religious jokes, but only about your own religion.  I heard some Jewish jokes I dare not repeat!

   Posted by Oink       11/20/2005  at  05:58 PM  



5. OCM: Old Lennie Bruce bit—the Southern Lawyer addressing the NY jury. He starts off with a joke to warm them up, “This big buck and this jewboy ... “ Screams coming from the defendant ..

   After Ruth and I converted (to OneTrueChurch ) she made some off-hand comment about “The Mackerel Snappers” to her Catholic boss. He paused and said softly, “That’s right, you can say that now, can’t you.”

   Posted by Oink       11/21/2005  at  09:34 AM  

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