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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 11/01/2005 at 11:46 AM   
 
  1. A country whose masses have a diabolically reduced mental capacity dares to proclaim their need for nuclear power. Are they doggiestyle  crazy

    Posted by piccalo    United States   11/01/2005  at  03:32 PM  

  2. While that’s tragic, we see these types of barbaric crimes and worse done in the civilized world all the time.  ( Remember that guy who put his wife through a wood-chipper up in Connecticut one rainy night. )

    This is a better example of the depraved concept of Iranian/Islamic justice(barbarism).

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal    United States   11/01/2005  at  03:51 PM  

  3. Who has a 70 year old lover?

    Posted by Elliott    United States   11/01/2005  at  04:07 PM  

  4. Thank you, Elliott! Everyone else overlooked that little tidbit.

    LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   11/01/2005  at  04:11 PM  

  5. Seemed to be the biggest thing that stood out to me.  Imagine how his wife must feel knowing her husband doesn’t like her enough so he took a 70 year old.  I suppose it beats goats, though.

    Posted by Elliott    United States   11/01/2005  at  04:41 PM  

  6. WHERE’S DOTTIE? The 70 year old thing will grab her attention.

    OCM—I know what?  Lost the thread here…

    He wasn’t crazy enough not to grab the jewels.  Yesterday we had a man murder his wife and her two kids. On the lamb, but we’re keeping eyes peeled and pistols cocked.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/01/2005  at  05:21 PM  

  7. From a man’s point of view, the optimal age for a woman is the man’s age/2 + 10, UNLESS you are a Muzzie, then the optimal age is 8, as demonstrated by the infallible profit(PBUH) and his child bride Aisha.

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal    United States   11/01/2005  at  08:44 PM  

  8. Now Oink - I think there is a difference when a 52 year old MAN has a 70+ woman as a lover...............I am 61, my friend is 71 - we’ve been together for many years.........& without going into detail, it just gets better & better - keeps us both young........ LOL

    Posted by Dottie    United States   11/01/2005  at  09:49 PM  

  9. So, he just had a birthday? Happy Birthday!

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/01/2005  at  10:11 PM  

  10. Who needs Viagra???????? Not us - he always says I am his Viagra....... wink

    Posted by Dottie    United States   11/02/2005  at  08:31 PM  

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