Total Bizarreness Award Winner

 

1. high-powered rounds

   If they think those are high powered, they must think that a .308 would stop a train.  Stupid reporters.

   Posted by mt       11/29/2005  at  11:56 PM  



2. You took the words right out of my mouth, mt. 7.62 rounds are indeed light and cheap. When I think of “high-powered”, only my trusty .338 win mag comes to mind...(ouch)

   Posted by Jester       11/30/2005  at  01:07 AM  



3. Geeze, all this trouble and it wasn’t even over a good chianti.

   I note the dreaded term “assault weapon” found its way into the story too.

   Posted by StinKerr       11/30/2005  at  07:34 AM  



4. Thank God that there wasn’t a good steak and bottle of fine wine involved, he probably would have let him have it with a RPG

   Posted by AndyJ       11/30/2005  at  07:55 AM  



5. Maybe these duced used to choreograph TV shows like “The A Team” in which thousands of bullets would fly, but no one ever got hit… Or perhaps, The Gang WHo Couldn’t Shoot Straight”.

   Just remember that turd-brains, spagetti-os, cheap beer and cheap firearms don’t make a good combination… Note that I placed “turd-brains” first, and “firearms” last. Guns don’t kill, but turd-brains do (or at least try to).

        

   Posted by Rat Patrol       11/30/2005  at  07:58 AM  



6. Whooppe, that’s supposed to be “dudes used to” and not “duced” PIMF PIMF PIMF…

   (Maybe I was subconciously thinking “douchebags”

   D’Oh!!!!! :brainfart:

   Posted by Rat Patrol       11/30/2005  at  08:00 AM  



7. That’s not bizzaarr yet.

   When Orlando police mandate this AssWipe to take Viagra at Federal taxpayer expense, that will be BIZZAARR

   Posted by Z Woof       11/30/2005  at  10:32 AM  



8. Fung Cap?????? What the hell is fung cap?? Something similiar to fungi perhaps.

   Posted by hozer       11/30/2005  at  11:33 AM  



9. Fung Cap, perhaps it is a derivitave of Toe Jam, or maybe even Smegma…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       11/30/2005  at  02:44 PM  



10. Hozer: My Chinese sister-in-law says Fung Cap is a Hong Kong head scarf designed to ward off rice flies.  She said, “Deep Woods Off” works better.  I wouldn’t hoze a hozer.

    She also said, “Fung Caps are so ugly it will make your eyes bleed.  But they are still better looking than a Pesky RedSkins’ head-feathers.”

    She has some issues with American Indians.

    Posted by Z Woof       11/30/2005  at  06:00 PM  



11. Thanks for the insight

    Posted by hozer       12/01/2005  at  01:01 PM  

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