Too funny to ignore. Turkish man divorces wife over £15 charge for sex
on 09/15/2009 at 09:30 AM
Guffaw!
My wife and I haven’t ‘slept’ together since 2003.
I’d broken my ankle and out of deference to her, I started sleeping on the library floor. Sleeping in the same bed with my leg in a cast was uncomfortable for both of us.
However, once the cast came off, I found out quickly that a queen-sized bed was no longer big enough for both of us. I’ve been relegated to the library since ‘03.
I’m sure our sex life has suffered, no doubt if we’d been in actual physical contact each and every night we’d have had more sex.
But this has gotten me to thinking…
Anytime she creeps into the library without any clothes, I’m going to require that she deposit the next month’s utility bill first. Could be the electric bill, gas bill, phone bill, water bill…
If I’m lucky, she’ll get ‘horny’ about the time the property taxes are due!
And all she has to do to avoid it is to sleep with me like we used to…
I like this plan!
09/17/2009 at 11:16 AM
