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Posted by Drew458    United States   on 03/30/2010 at 12:07 PM   
 
  1. ROFLMAO, Ya,Thats a pretty good tall tale to tell the world all right. What the didnt say was that Mike Nelson was dispatched to disarm the mine but a defective regulator prohibited him from reaching it in time. So,sadly, next weeks episode will be changed to reflect that sad outcome.
    Oh Wait, Sea Hunt was cancelled 47 years ago and the star just died recently,My Bad.Must be that Bizarro world shit creaping into my head again.
    See, I told ya Im feeling much better lately Drew. I can make shit up at least as good as the pros in the world diplomatic corp.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   03/30/2010  at  07:28 PM  

  2. How about this?
    It was a porpoise that was trained by the evil US to attack ships that was affected by the LSD the CIA fed it to brainwash it into becoming a sleeper agent. Something aboard the ship must have activated it unintentionally, causing it to go rogue and attack the wayward ship.
    We have everything there, evil America, the CIA, brainwashing, animal torture and nothing was North or South Korea’s fault.. Of course, we have to buy them another corvette…

    Just a theory,
    Bill

    Posted by Doctor DETH    United States   03/31/2010  at  05:18 PM  

  3. And Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

    Posted by Macker    United States   04/01/2010  at  10:51 AM  

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