Tinfoil Alert #3,895

 

1. Well, this makes it easy to fix global warming.  Instead of turning the clock ahead (which, according to this fruitcake, made it warmer in March) we simply turn the clocks back an hour.  Instant cooling!  Wow!  Now, all I have to do it get a bunch of “scientists” to tout my theory as fact, convince the world, and we can all live happily ever after, or at least until the glaciers overtake us.

   Posted by John C       04/24/2007  at  09:07 AM  



2. You know years ago, a letter like this would be the laugh fodder for the newsroom for the week and then appear on Jay Leno about a year or so later as joke fodder for him. Now it is printed as a legitimate (!?!) viewpoint. And I guess one of the first caualties of the new ‘journalism’ take of todays media was the proofreader/spellchecker. Which since most Writing Programs on the computer have them built in - should be a given. . .

   And they wonder why there are so many in the ‘stupid masses’ in America today?

   Posted by wardmama4       04/24/2007  at  10:01 AM  



3. You have got to be kidding me!

   Posted by Mile66       04/24/2007  at  10:56 AM  



4. Perhaps if we close our eyes for about 1 hour daily, around noon (when the sun is at its peak) we could beat global warming. And, as an added benefit, all the bad guys of the world may go away!

   Posted by Mile66       04/24/2007  at  10:59 AM  



5. I thought it was a really good joke.

   Posted by DaToad       04/24/2007  at  11:30 AM  



6. Now y’all know how important your vote is, because her and others like her’s votes count the same as ours.

   Posted by dick       04/24/2007  at  11:36 AM  



7. Bet she voted for Clinton.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       04/24/2007  at  12:58 PM  



8. Glowball warming solved and the solution is so simple...Who knew?

   Seriously though, it’s worrying that there are people out there that are dimmer than a 15w bulb. How do they survive? Or has socialism reached Ah can saw?

   Posted by LyndonB       04/24/2007  at  01:50 PM  



9. Anonymous, that’s what I thought too. After rereading the letter, I’m sure it’s a joke. The vocabulary, Spelling and punk-she-ashun is way too good to be from someone that mindless.

   Posted by DaToad       04/24/2007  at  04:24 PM  



10. MAJMike, you know she voted for Bill Clinton.  Many people I know in Arkansas voted for him as President.  Reason:  get him the hell out of Arkansas!!!!

    Posted by Pontotoc Bill       04/24/2007  at  04:59 PM  



11. This has got to be one of the funniest satires dressed up as a letter to the editor that I’ve ever read. I’m surprised you all thought it was serious.

    Posted by marty       04/25/2007  at  09:22 AM  



12. BTW, I loved this letter so much that I did a post on it over at my blog, crediting BMEWS. If you all want to see a bunch of moonbats who *really* aren’t in on the joke, go over to Democratic Underground and watch the howling.

    Posted by marty       04/25/2007  at  01:39 PM  



13. Don’t know if this means anything, but I clicked on Marty’s link to Democratic Underground and was told:

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    Is it because my request originated from BMEWS?

    Posted by Christopher       04/30/2007  at  05:53 AM  

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