My wife and I had a great row over her bird feeder. She put it up on MY side of the driveway. My car was covered in birdshit. I moved it to HER side of the driveway. Her car was covered in birdshit.
There are no longer any bird feeders on our property.
Dang ... a BEAR?! Worst I’ve had is skunks. Good analogy though ... believe me, Ive seen some of the blue-jays and skyrats the welfare systems brought in.
Good analogy? Out-frakking-STANDING analogy! And so apropos!
And some people make it neighborhood policy that once a bird feeder is up, no one can take it down…
*koff*LosAngeles*koff*