Time To Ramp Up Production

 

1. Simon Phoenix: Look I don’t need a history lesson! C’mon, HAL, where are the god damn guns?
   Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
   Simon Phoenix: What? Fuck you!
   Moral Statute Machine: Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

   I swea… do declare that some day the da..dburn Progressyves and assh...imilationists will have us all afraid to say a go...ldurn thing!

   Posted by Rickvid in Seattle       01/20/2011  at  08:59 PM  



2. I get the feeling it isn’t the students in our schools who are being “dumbed down”.

   Posted by grayjohn       01/20/2011  at  09:10 PM  



3. we’re short on cluebats in cincy also.  ®

   Posted by Rancino       01/20/2011  at  10:16 PM  



4. Do they make barking cluebats?

   Posted by grayjohn       01/21/2011  at  07:23 AM  



5. No, they take the bark off before they make them. It’s quieter that way.

   Posted by Drew458       01/21/2011  at  08:21 AM  



6. My son was suspended in middle school for saying I should kill you (to another student - they were joking around about what is we were different nations) after Columbine - I was pissed off - until the next day when they suspended 76 other kids - Get a Grip Moonbats.

   There aren’t cluebats big enough for this bullsh*t.

   Posted by wardmama4       01/21/2011  at  10:00 AM  



7. Do they make a clue fragmentation device?

   Posted by grayjohn       01/22/2011  at  11:34 AM  



8. take the bark off… lol. duh at me.

   Posted by grayjohn       01/23/2011  at  10:56 AM  

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