tighten your belts the fat cats tell the people while raking it in and spending stupidly
on 02/12/2011 at 02:26 PM
Compete with San Diego and Lille? WTF?? They don’t even play soccer against each other, so what up wit dat??
I’ll take the climate change officer job for $59,000. Then I’ll put in for a big budget, so if the climate gets warmer, I can buy everyone in town a bottle of sunscreen. And if it gets colder, they all get a woolly hat with a bobble on it. Then I’ll jet off to Barbados for 16 weeks in January to study how to adapt to life in a near tropical area, followed by a month back in UK to write up reports. Then it’s off to British Columbia, Maine, and Sweden for 20 weeks to study life adaptation in the sub-arctic regions. During the summer of course, so it won’t be too cold. Back to the UK for a few weeks to write up another report, then off to Brazil ... lather, rinse, repeat.
Sweet.
Drew! I can be your deputy! I will attract companies that make sunscreen and woolly hats with pompoms on them!
It’s either that, or the gay men’s issues thing and I would throw in the lesbian thing as well.
One memo a year and a lot of travel time to see how they are handles world-wide.
Memo: If you are gay, don’t flaunt it. If you are not, please give the poofters a break. If you are living an “alternate sexual lifestyle” but insist on announcing it every bloody time you enter a room, answer a phone, or inhale, you deserve what you get, you twat!You’ve got a point. And it’s an even better idea to take both the coordinator jobs so as to double dip from the council funding. Hey, that’s the Jersey way, and it works!
Now find us some woolly hat making company run by gays and lesbees. Make sure they only use organic fair trade wool, gathered from union sheep. The sheep don’t have to be gay, but it couldn’t hurt.
02/12/2011 at 07:52 PM
