Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Mate

 

1. Do Dingoes drink beer?

   Posted by Kirk       06/27/2006  at  01:10 PM  



2. The abbos have known this for years why dident they just ask them?

   Posted by bulldog       06/27/2006  at  01:21 PM  



3. “At one stage we fashioned a little urine catcher to walk dingoes and collect it from, but that tended to be risky”, Parsons said.

   Ya think?

   Posted by U2warrior05       06/27/2006  at  02:26 PM  



4. My second grade students are all wondering what in the heck I am laughing about!  Think I should tell ‘em? 

   Posted by EricRB       06/27/2006  at  03:39 PM  



5. Good Grief, No! EricRB - those kids will be going home this afternoon and all their parents will hear is “DINGO-PEE-PEE .... HEE-HEE!”

   Wait until Friday to tell them. Then they will be “dingo’ed” out by Monday.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       06/27/2006  at  04:16 PM  



6. Have they tried whistling?  Or does that just work with horses?

   Posted by Beccayinn       06/27/2006  at  05:37 PM  



7. I once met an angry Keebler elf who had been demoted to “Fudge-Packer” following a dustup with his shop steward.  I think he’s out of work still.

   He’s very quick, and, given his short stature, he might be able to harpoon dingoweenie on the run with a catheter-collection device...?  There’d have to be some dough in it for him, and he’s really fond of airline-size bottles of Kahlua. 

   I know.  It’s a long shot.

   (I tried to come up with a humane “dingo-milking” scenario, but, well… what should the stool look like?  It’s a puzzler.)

   Posted by heldmyw       06/27/2006  at  08:16 PM  

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