Hmmm, the reindeer have been shot, dressed, and mostly eaten. Both Santa and the ship’s captain passed out days ago from drinking rot-gut vodka while the crew wants to go home.
Captain Kirk:
I don’t reckon that’s what those cold, lonely Russkies did to Rudolph & company.
Uhh, didn’t Algore tell us that the North polar ice pack would/had melted!?!
This picture must be a Photo-Shopped work of Global Warmiing deniers!!!
The truth’s out there!!
Silly Rooskies! Look at the picture - there’s two North Poles! Make up your mind already!
(just channeling Christopher Robin for a second while looking at this “expotition”.)
Just a minute there, Skipper. I have it on good authority that the ol’ elf’s got a phased cloaking device. It hides him AND makes his existence slightly out of phase with ours, so it only LOOKS like there’s nothing there.
</geek>
They’re still recovering from that close encounter with the Enterprise-crewed Klingon warbird from the Star Trek “save the whales” movie… More wodka, tovarisch
vere do you keep nuclear wessels, anyway.....