About time you put that hardware to some use,
Never fear, BD. They’re just floating around out there waiting on someone to say ....
SIC ‘EM!
Chef: And, chilrun, what do we say when we are on the receivin’ end o’ all dat hardware?
Cartman: We say, Oh shit!
Kenny: wha num muh bubh bubh bubh!
Anyone else?
Folks, when the Naval bases on the west coast empty out is when you’ll know something is going down.
You’ll know it’s started when you hear these words, “Today South Korean forces advanced across the DMZ into North Korea.”
You can’t beat a bit of good old gunboat dipolomacy! Unfortunately the Norks are raving mad and will probably up the ante. I can see this ending in tears. Mind you it has been dragged out since the 50’s. You have to wonder how this tin pot regime has lasted so long. The Chinese must be propping them up surely? With a bit of luck they will test fire one of their new missiles and the US will swat it like a fly.
You just KNOW there’s GOTTA be a few of our submarines lurking underneath those floating cities...just waiting and watching…
Too bad these wonderful ships just can’t have an oops accident and shoot a few missles toward North Korea. You know like a few hundred tons of ‘warning’ shots.
To knock that thing out before it can be shot off.. the best thing that can happen.
Just one whiff of smoke.. bam!