If my son’s school pulls that he won’t be sayin’ that stupid pledge.
Man ‘o MAN am I glad that Alex is out of grade school as of june!
O God I am the American dream
But now I smell like vaseline
And I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don’t know which
These are my parents their names are Bob and Fred.
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