This Is Too Much!!

 

1. Hmmmmmm… Lesseee ..  I like my Birkenstocks—they’re easy on my sore heels.  Granola ain’t half bad for breakfast if its got raisins & nuts.  Anyone who doesn’t have 9 kids plus live in the boonies is an asshole for driving a Hummer. (I hear their new larger version is going to be called “The Continental Shelf”.) And it’s OK not to like cigarette smoke.  I like my trees and only cut the sick ones for firewood.

   But how do these assholes link this with G.W. Bush?  And why would I want to be around dipshits who take the above as a religion instead of a velleity?

   Posted by Oink       03/08/2005  at  10:19 AM  



2. ...Now, if you’re a goat-fucker from Nebraska, please don’t use that as your gimic. People don’t like that. Not so much the goat-fucking, as the location of the goat-fucking......

   Posted by Steel Turman       03/08/2005  at  10:57 AM  



3. Ooops sorry, I was so enthralled with the
   goat fucking that I lost your train of
   thought.

   Posted by Steel Turman       03/08/2005  at  11:10 AM  



4. “Daddy!  He called me a goat-fucker!”
   “Daddy!  He called me a cocksucker!”

   Vilmar:  Don’t make me come down there!

   Posted by Oink       03/08/2005  at  11:22 AM  



5. “Mommie! He gimme da finger!”

   Allan (sweet voice):  “What did you do to him, honey?”

   (sulkily) “Nuffin’..”

   Posted by Oink       03/08/2005  at  11:43 AM  



6. A fine line separates insanity from lunacy.

   The former begs genetic justification.

   The latter requires nought but baying at the
   moon.

   And since the sun is up now,

   I’ll be bothered by neither.

   Posted by Steel Turman       03/08/2005  at  01:01 PM  



7. Here’s the email I just sent them:
   Wow,
   Your place sounds amazing.  Too bad it’s restricted to dirt munching, treehugging druids.
   
   I find it fascinating that your ideology of diversity is actually a front for disrimination against people who don’t think just like you.  Most interesting.
   
   Your bigotry is the most outstanding graphic in your advertisement.  It’s even written in an annoying, incongruous color.  Nice going, guys.
   
   Keep it up, and you’ll have that whole place to yourselves.
   At least you will until the wildfires come since you’ll never clear the deadfall.
   
   Cheers,
   Riggs

   Posted by Riggs       03/08/2005  at  01:23 PM  



8. It would be fun, I think, to actually TEST these nitwit’s business policy.
   I duly make my two day reservation.

   Then pull up ath the appointed time in a YELLOW hummer with TWO Bush/Cheney ‘04 stickers on the back bumper.
   Oldcatman’s right, the pet/smoking thing is a business decision, so we will let that go.

   I would just want to see if they would give me any crap.

   If they did, I would, of course leave…

   then....

   come back with some friends in the middle of the night, cut the phone lines, loot, pillage, slaughter the inhabitants and burn the place to the ground.

   YO! ho! ho!

   Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax       03/08/2005  at  01:44 PM  



9. Lucius, you’d then be no better than those eco-warriors burning down homes and freeing animals.

   But....I like the way you think ann a good dose of their own medicine just might cure some of theri ailments.

   Posted by Vilmar       03/08/2005  at  01:54 PM  



10. OCM, his avatar can be found here.

    Posted by Vilmar       03/08/2005  at  02:25 PM  



11. Gee! I was just kidding about the pillage and slaughter part!

    Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax       03/08/2005  at  03:16 PM  



12. Just noticed the Avatar! I love it! Thank you!

    Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax       03/08/2005  at  03:19 PM  



13. WILDLIFE FRIENDLY????

    Howabout driving up there with one of those hybrids and checking in.  Then unpacking a family of live raccoons from your suitcases and then leaving the critters in the room!  Give them some food and turn on all the water in the bathroom.  Heck bring a box full of giant cockroaches too!

    The cleaning lady will freak.  Oh wait, they don’t have a cleaning maid!  So that means it should be really nice and entertaining when they finally discover the critters long after you leave!  Easier to claim “What Raccoons?!?!”.

    Posted by MJS       03/08/2005  at  04:38 PM  



14. Hey MJS, you are my kind of evil.
    Don’t forget to leave the window open just enough for a raccoon family to ‘slip in’.

    Posted by Riggs       03/08/2005  at  05:16 PM  



15. Well, look at it this way.  While Oregon may be a beautiful state, it’s cold, and it rains most of the time.  They also have a very high suicide rate (tied for 10th in 2001).  The following shows the overall number and rate defined per 100,000:

    http://www.suicidology.org/associations/1045/files/2001statepg.pdf

    I don’t think it requires statistics to safely say there are a lot of hardcore Leftist moonbats there, as well.  See the silver cloud in the lining here?  It’s all in how you look at it. 

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       03/08/2005  at  10:22 PM  



16. Damn, glad I’m not taking a vacation in Oregon anytime soon.

    Posted by Yellow Dog       03/09/2005  at  12:46 AM  



17. Its obvious from the photo that their propery is on the coast, and I have the perfect idea of what needs to be done to the envirowackos. Bush should declare a national electrical power generation emergency, sieze their land by imminent domain and then build several nuclear power plants there. GO NUKES!!!!!

    Posted by Paul "No Fear" Weir       03/09/2005  at  01:09 AM  

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