Be sure to buy a few carbon credits from Al Gore’s corporation for all the CO2 you’re emitting on the run to the store!!!!
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So if your going to go get that Toilet paper what am I going to do with this big box of pine cones I was going to send you as emergency wipes?
This is Orygun OCM,Not Iowa and here its pine cones.
What, no “3 sharp stones” comments? Old Mohamhead didn’t need no Charmin.
Besides, I’m pretty certain there’s a loofah around here somewhere.
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