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I say feed them all to the pigs and be done with ‘em!
Gee let’s see Freedom of Speech, Danish (cheese is my favorite) beer and of course Havarti cheese over what:
8th century social/economic lifestyles, covered abused women, religion (only one and very strict interpretations) governing all life, and smelly bearded men killing anyone who doesn’t bow to them
Not a big stretch which way I want to go. How ‘bout adding Danish beer, and Havarti to the Superbowl Menu?
I’m still trying to decide but since Carson Palmer said he just had to go with Seattle - I guess it’s go Hawks (gag, gag, gag)
This hits them where they hurt. Laughter can be a splendid weapon, the more the better.
Pour it on!As for CNN, to hell with them. They were already only a lamentable parody of a news network, especially compared to Fox, and now they are truckling to Osama and company the way they always truckle to the donks (not that it’s incongruous, of course!).
Badger, what have you got against
s?
The true meanings of CNN:
Complete Nonsense Network
Communist News Network
Clinton’s News Network
Caliphate Noose NetworkWill it be the Sea Hogs or the Squealers
This guy gives the reason for this sudden offense taking on the part of mooselimbs over something that happened four months ago. I think he may be right. Hint: it’s about dead pilgrims in Mecca, baby.
Cowardly News Network
The Islamo-Idiots have made it big news, just like fundamentalists picketing a theater boost a film’s sales. The last cartoon above is the sort of argument that might cause some people to think—even in the Muslim World!!
Remember, these idiots can only destroy. They are not a threat to us in terms of competition—not like a new, better adapted, species replaces a older one. Remember the word “suicide” in “suicide bomber”.
Also, they can kiss my hams.
Posted by Oink
02/03/2006 at 09:36 AM
We respect a man’s religion the same way we respect his belief that his wife is beautiful and his kids are intelligent and cute. A very good guideline & not original with me. If someone proposes an idea that can be disproved, I may disprove it. If he says that he believes that ‘All Life Is One’, let him get on with his life, and I get a hobby.
Posted by Oink
02/03/2006 at 10:09 AM
OK, I’ve had enough! I’m gonna wipe my ass with the Koran. Oooh, feels real good!!!
Speaking of dead pilgrims in mecca, if those heathens ever step out of line over here, again, then we should give them a 500 kiloton demonstration of the military applicatiions
of nuclear energy… That crazed moonbat Ahmadhimmyjerk in iranistan is planning to do thissometime , we might as well show him what to expect, in a grand fashion. Then he “recieves” the next one, etc…Speaking of “the earth is flat” the book by the same title by Thomas Friedman casts some interesting insights on why the mooselimb world is so backwards and dangerous. Even though he has an obvious pro-globalization, pro-NWO and leftist agenda, it is still an interesting read.
The British foreign secretary Jack(man of)Straw has praised the British press for not publishing these cartoons. Whilst I would not wish to cause gratuitous offence to moooslims it speaks volumes about the way that Britain bends over and takes it whenever the muslims are even slightly offended.
I find it scary that we seem to have surrendered the right to take the piss out of people or religion. If you listen to one of the funniest men alive Jackie Mason all he does is make fun of Jewish people. Yet no one protests because Jews and Christians (and doubtless Buddhist et al) have a sense of humour, but johhny muslim doesn’t. It’s time these clowns moved into the 21st cebntury. If they are offended this easily what would they do if you called their “prophet” a paedophile?
Until the radical Muslims give respect to other, they’ll get none from me.
Anyone noticed that these big tough warriors of the Faith get so upset by such trivial things, i.e pictures of Piglet, the presence of piggy banks on non-Muslims’ desks, cartoons of the Prophet, women with political power (not a trivial item by any means), women not covered in a sack, etc.
It’s a wonder that these diaperheads can function at even a minimal level without going into a complete panic.
Posted by MAJ Mike
02/03/2006 at 12:53 PM
It’s time, once again, to kick off the weekend, with a little Friday Afternoon Easy Listening music:
http://euphoria.jarkolicious.com/journal/2006/01/19/1584/
(for some reason, I just can’t let go of this one...)
Meanwhile, the Egyptians are experiencing their own version of the Poseidon Adventure:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060203/ap_on_re_mi_ea/egypt_ship_sinks
Another reason not to travel to the Middle East…
What, these people don’t know that they have to ballast these ships for use in high winds or heavy seas? Jeez, call the keeper, the monkey cage needs cleaning.
You know the other aspect of this crapola in the lamestream American media that is really pissing me off - a big number of these ‘noble’ PC media outlets are not showing the cartoons (like only those who rely on network news HAVEN’T seen them) out of ‘respect for Islam [you know the religion of peace which is now calling for beheadings, another 9/11 this time in Britain yada, yada, yada]’ and they are screeding on all their outlets that the Washington Post had the right to publish a cartoon aimed at Sec. Rumsfeld but which is demeaning and callous to wounded soldiers, Kanye on Rolling Stone mocking Christ, and Britany Spears in a spot called ‘Cruci-fixins’ are just ‘humor’ and ‘cutting edge humor’ at that? And those of us who complain are narrow minded, closed minded and have no sense of humor.
So our vaulted PC media can ‘respect’ Islam but not it’s own wounded soldiers or Christianity? Comeon, I’m not asking for a ‘jihad’ against anyone, nor a shut down of the press or cartoons - but you can’t care about one without caring for the other. I frickin thought being PC was caring about ALL. Damn I just answered my own question, I was thinking. Oh well.
Between this crap, a kidney stone and metamucil superbowl half time show - man this is gonna be a lousy weekend.
LBJ: How come you limeys use all them extra letters? Paedophile? I won’t even discuss worcestershire
Let’s not go there with Alisha, either.Posted by Oink
02/03/2006 at 02:19 PM
Just for the hell of it, try this:
“Guess about whom this is written:
“‘His earlier life was almost a blank....It may be taken as certain that he came of humble stock. If prophets are like poets, then what made him a prophet will never be known. Whether we regard it as a “pathological case,” or a grand example of mystical ecstasy, the thing is essentially inexplicable, though at the outset of his mission a dominating motive can be discerned. He was first and foremost a revealer, who uttered by inspiration truths which layu behind the ken of his listeners...His chief quality was vision rather than logical power or learning....His speaking was apparently unpremeditated, a rapturous utterance, as though a power not himself were using him as a vehicle of communication.’
“No, this is not a description of Adolf Hitler, to whom it almost perfectly applies, but of the Prophet Mohammed, taken from the introduction to the Oxford edition of the Koran.
“The temptation to include Mohammed in a gallery of living portraits is almost irresistible. His career of conversion, incitation, and terrific conquest is extraordinarily contemporary. Half a dozen times in discussing his life and career one comes across modern analogies. For instance the Hegira, Mohammed’s flight from Mecca to Medina, is startlingly like the March on Rome. Like Mussolini, Mohammed prepared the way well in advance, and did not travel himself until his underlings had arranged and guaranteed a good reception. He was--as Hitler is--a mystic, an anti-Semite, and an expansionist.”
--John Gunther, Inside Asia, 1942 War Edition (New York: Harper & Bros, 1942), p.541
We can reasonably expect the “Prophet’s” most devout devotees to be no less devout, no less irrational, and no less inwardly terrified of reality than the most devout Nazis and Fascists (and PC types, for that matter).
By the way, Oink, I think it was Ayesha, not Alisha.
Lucky for towel-heads that I can’t even draw decent stick figures,
I can think of many degrading positions to portray pigs sexually
mingling with muslims
Nothing personal Oink!
Posted by piccalo
02/03/2006 at 07:34 PM
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Several people mentioned respect as the key to this. The problem is a conceptual issue for the muslim nation.
You don’t demand respect, you earn it.
Gotta watch for leading space suppression, though. I had to stick that barely noticeable . in to get the head to center over the body.
Then there’s fun with extended charachters: Õ¿Õ
02/03/2006 at 12:19 PM
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