Things I Would Rather Not Know About

 

1. Great

   20% of all American doctors are Indian.  Imagine you have cancer and your Doctor is suggesting you start using all the Cow Piss you can get your hands on.

   Maybe it’s better when you and your doctor speak different languages.

   I use Cow Piss and my teeth are shiney.

   I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney. 

   Posted by Z Woof       03/03/2005  at  08:50 AM  



2. Here is the scoop on the Onomatopoeia:

   The onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound it represents. Also imitative harmony.

   Example:
   splash, wow, gush, kerplunk

   Posted by Needtawrite       03/03/2005  at  10:41 AM  



3. If you’re going to bottle cowpiss, OCM, strain it through some leaves and label it “herbal essence.”

   WWII GI’s loved to tell the story of a curious GI who sent a bottle of cognac home to a chemist friend for analysis.  In due time the report came back.  The chemist told the GI that his horse had kidney trouble…

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/03/2005  at  01:02 PM  



4. The Big Money is in Fox Piss.

   When we had a bunny problem, eating our garden up north, my wife would buy fox piss for $1 an oz.  An 8 OZ bottle was $8 dollars.

   I guess you get what you pay for. 

   Posted by Z Woof       03/03/2005  at  04:30 PM  

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